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Sicc_Ness
A Christian movie review site. I thought it was funny, apparently the reviewers can turn almost every movie into a work of the devil. They judge and review the movies on christian content. Some reviews can be pretty funny.

I looked up Dogma and The Davinci code just for fun to see what the guy had to say. As expected a bad review. I decided to look up some family/kid films as well just for fun. Over the Hedge got a pretty bad review, and even funnier they made a huge deal of Spongebob squarepants showing his butt in the movie.

If you want a good laugh at how people can make a big deal out of the small things just check out some of those movie reviews. Made me giggle at how people who follow a religion based around forgiveness can be so judgeing. What every happen to that whole "...cast the first stone" thing?

While I'm not a christian I have read a good amount of the bible. Just letting you know so you don't think I'm just an angry heathen putting down all things christian. I like the foundation of christianity however I have yet to find anyone or anything in it to base all of my beliefs around. mellow.gif

Sorry if I have offended any christains sad.gif not what I was tring to do at all. smile.gif
Cybercat
Yes, CAP is always good for a giggle or two. I've read quite a lot of those reviews over the years. If you go by their reviews almost no movie is suitable for watching.
Sicc_Ness
I love their little "Don't let PG-13 fool you thing with the big read R-13 sign over it. Got a great laugh over that.
Waycos
What I love about that site is that South Park the movie got the highest (lowest) rating ever given out to a movie.
Puncture
Actually I prefer Plugged In Online ( http://www.pluggedinonline.com/ ) for these types of reviews.

Slightly more moderate, (covers good ("redeeming") elements of film as well as bad, but still doesn't compromise. Much better sight layout and looks better too.

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bartman
Is it just me that finds it a little suspicious that they require people to donate $300 for a review citing that reviewing a movie for this website costs this much? Since when did watching a movie (about $10) and then sitting down to write a review (you have the website, so you probably have the computer) with a bible (about what? $15 in the unlikely event that you don't have one) adds up to $300. Oh wait, I forgot travellign expenses, for it to add up to $300 this guy is driving a hell of a long way to see a movie.

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An estimate of the time and travel (local only) costs, expenses and fees associated with only conducting an analysis of one film is $353.00. This figure does not include life / health / medical / dental insurance, equipment, vehicle and its insurance, office supplies, hardware/software, phone, development, etc., nor the time for the level 2 and level 3 activities.


But yeah, these reviews are pretty much funny as hell. I especially found it funny how X-men 3 is a subversive film that promotes homosexuality.
Waycos
Maybe he just bought that much food.
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