[Useless Trivia Man]

Ted Dansen was in Saving Private Ryan with Matt Damon
Damon was in Good Will Hunting with Robin Williams
Williams was in What Dreams May Come with Cuba Gooding, Jr
Cuba was in Judgment Night with Jeremy Piven
and Piven was in PCU with Alex Désert

Alex was also in High Fidelity with Catherine Zeta Jones
Zeta was in Chicago with Queen Latifah
The Queen was in Ice Age 2: The Meltdown with John Leguizamo
and John was in Summer of Sam with Saverio Guerra


Robby the Robot to Kenny Baker to Johnny Five

[ChibiChance]

Ted Dansen was in Saving Private Ryan with Matt Damon
Damon was in Good Will Hunting with Robin Williams
Williams was in What Dreams May Come with Cuba Gooding, Jr
Cuba was in Judgment Night with Jeremy Piven
and Piven was in PCU with Alex Désert

Alex was also in High Fidelity with Catherine Zeta Jones
Zeta was in Chicago with Queen Latifah
The Queen was in Ice Age 2: The Meltdown with John Leguizamo
and John was in Summer of Sam with Saverio Guerra


Robby the Robot to Kenny Baker to Johnny Five

Robby had a cameo a junk in Phantom menace with Kenny

Kenny to Sean Connery in Time Bandits
The Penis MIghtier to Wesley Snipes in Rising Sun
Snipes to J-lo in Money Train
J-lo to Mike McCean in Jack
David St Hubbins to Johnny 5 in Short Circuit


Larry King to Walter Cronkite to Katie Couric

[PRKANTOR]

Robby had a cameo a junk in Phantom menace with Kenny

Kenny to Sean Connery in Time Bandits
The Penis MIghtier to Wesley Snipes in Rising Sun
Snipes to J-lo in Money Train
J-lo to Mike McCean in Jack
David St Hubbins to Johnny 5 in Short Circuit


Larry King to Walter Cronkite to Katie Couric

Larry King and Walter Cronkite both appeared (vocally) in We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
Reverse back to Larry who was in Contact with Jodie Foster
Jodie Foster was in Hotel New Hampshire with Seth Green
Seth was in Austin Powers...Goldmember with Katie Couric

Now that we did real news people, let's try the fake ones...
Jon Stewart to Kevin Nealon to Dennis Miller

[Useless Trivia Man]

Jon Stewart was in Big Daddy with Adam Sandler
and Sandler was in Happy Gilmore with Kevin Nealon

Nealon was also in Happy Gilmore with Ben Stiller
Stiller was in Zoolander with Milla Jovovich
Milla was in Fifth Element with Bruce Willis
Willis was in Pulp Fiction with Christopher Walken
and Walken was in Joe Dirt with Dennis Miller

Richard Pryor to Larry the Cable Guy to Jerry Seinfeld

[Windsetter]

Richard Pryor was in The Muppet Movie with Mel Brooks
Mel Brooks was in Robots with Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes was in Hairspray with Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken was in Wedding Crashers with Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson was in Cars with Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy was in Cars with John Goodman
John Goodman was in The Bee Movie with Jerry Seinfeld

Musicians that tried to act or vice versa

Mark Wahlberg to Gordon Sumner to Patrick Swayze

[Useless Trivia Man]

Marky Mark was in The Italian Job with Seth Green
Seth was in Rat Race with John Cleese
Cleese was in Silverado with Linda Hunt
and Hunt was in Dune with Sting

Sting was also in Dune with Patrick Stewart
Stewart was in Star Trek: Generations with Whoopi Goldberg
and Whoopi was in Ghost with Patrick Swayze

Joan Cusack to Phil Collins to Billy Barty

[ChibiChance]

Marky Mark was in The Italian Job with Seth Green
Seth was in Rat Race with John Cleese
Cleese was in Silverado with Linda Hunt
and Hunt was in Dune with Sting

Sting was also in Dune with Patrick Stewart
Stewart was in Star Trek: Generations with Whoopi Goldberg
and Whoopi was in Ghost with Patrick Swayze

Joan Cusack to Phil Collins to Billy Barty

Joan Cusack was in Toy Story 2 with R Lee Emery
Emery was in X-Men 3 with Stan Lee
Lee was in Spider-Man with Bruce Campbell
Campbell was in Army of Darkness with Bridget Fonda
Fonda was in Balto with Phill Collins

Collins was in Balto with Kevin Bacon
Our Founding Father of Degrees was in Few good Men with Tom Cruise
Cruise was in Legend with Barty


Jackie Gleason to Lori Metcalf (jackie from roseanne) to Pam Grier (Jackie Brown)

[Useless Trivia Man]

Jackie Gleason was in Smokey and the Bandit with Sally Fields
Sally was in Punchline with Tom Hanks
and Hanks was in Toy Story with Laurie Metcalf

Laurie was also in Toy Story with John Ratzenberger
John was in Cars with Michael Keaton
and Keaton was in Jackie Brown with Pam Grier


Michael Jordan to Michael Madsen to Michael Jackson

[ChibiChance]

Jackie Gleason was in Smokey and the Bandit with Sally Fields
Sally was in Punchline with Tom Hanks
and Hanks was in Toy Story with Laurie Metcalf

Laurie was also in Toy Story with John Ratzenberger
John was in Cars with Michael Keaton
and Keaton was in Jackie Brown with Pam Grier


Michael Jordan to Michael Madsen to Michael Jackson

Joran was with Brendan Fraser in Looney Tunes Back in ACtion
Frasier was in Blast from the Past with Dave Foley
Foley was in My Boss's Daughter with Madsen

Madsen was in Wyatt Earp with Gene Hackmen
Hackmen was in Enemy of the State with WIll Smith
Smith was in MIB 2 with Micheal Jackson.


John Call to Tim Allen to Edmund Gwenn (Santa's all around!)

[Useless Trivia Man]

Awesome.

John Call was in Santa Claus Conquers the Aliens with Pia Zadora
Pia was in Hairspray (the 1988 version) with Jerry Stiller
Stiller was in Zoolander with Owen Wilson
Wilson was in Night at the Museum with Robin Williams
Mork was in Toys with Joan Cusack
and Joan was in Toy Story 2 with Tim Allen

Allen was in The Santa Clause with Judge Reinhold
Judge was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Nicholas Coppola (Cage)
Nick was in The Rock with Sean Connery
Connery was in Meteor with Natalie Wood
and Wood was in Miracle on 34th Street with Edmund Gwenn


Bobby Driscoll to Robin Williams to Sandy Duncan (Peter Pans)

[ChibiChance]

Awesome.

John Call was in Santa Claus Conquers the Aliens with Pia Zadora
Pia was in Hairspray (the 1988 version) with Jerry Stiller
Stiller was in Zoolander with Owen Wilson
Wilson was in Night at the Museum with Robin Williams
Mork was in Toys with Joan Cusack
and Joan was in Toy Story 2 with Tim Allen

Allen was in The Santa Clause with Judge Reinhold
Judge was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Nicholas Coppola (Cage)
Nick was in The Rock with Sean Connery
Connery was in Meteor with Natalie Wood
and Wood was in Miracle on 34th Street with Edmund Gwenn


Bobby Driscoll to Robin Williams to Sandy Duncan (Peter Pans)

Driscoll was in (duh) Peter Pan with June Forray
Forray was in Rocky and BUllwinkle with Rene Russo
Russo was in Big Troulbe with Jeanine Garafalo
Garafalupugs was in Mystery Men with Ben STiller
Stiller was in Night at the Museuem with Robin Williams

Williams was with Ed Norton in Death to Smoochy
Smoochy was in Hulk with Stan Lee
Lee was in Spider Man with Bruce Campbell
Campbell was in Escape from LA with Kurt Russell
Russell was in the Fox and the Hound with Sandy Duncan.

Andrew Kavadas to Clive Owen to Justin Timerlake (King Arthurs)

[Useless Trivia Man]

Andrew Kavadas was in The 13th Warrior with Clive Russell
and Russell was in King Arthur with Clive Owen

Owen was also in Sin City with Bruce Willis
Willis was in Blind Date with Kim Basinger
Kim was in Wayne's World 2 with Mike Meyers
and Meyers was in Shrek 3 with Justin Timberlake

(To complete the circle, Timberlake was also in Shrek 3 with Antonio Banderas, who was in 13th Warrior with Andrew Kavadas)


Kings: Peter Dobson to Elvis Presley to Bruce Campbell

[PRKANTOR]

Andrew Kavadas was in The 13th Warrior with Clive Russell
and Russell was in King Arthur with Clive Owen

Owen was also in Sin City with Bruce Willis
Willis was in Blind Date with Kim Basinger
Kim was in Wayne's World 2 with Mike Meyers
and Meyers was in Shrek 3 with Justin Timberlake

(To complete the circle, Timberlake was also in Shrek 3 with Antonio Banderas, who was in 13th Warrior with Andrew Kavadas)


Kings: Peter Dobson to Elvis Presley to Bruce Campbell

Petey was in The Frighteners with R. Lee Emery
Emery was in Toy Story 2 with Tim Allen
The Toolman was in Santa Clause 3-The Escape Clause with Ann-Margret
Ann was in Viva Las Vegas with The King of Rock and Roll

The King was in Jailhouse Rock with Dean Jones
Dean was in Clear and Present Danger with Willem Dafoe
Willem was in Spider-Man with the man they call Bruce

since we've done kings, let's go on to queens...
Patrick Swayze (To Wong Foo) to Hugo Weaving (Priscilla) to Nathan Lane (Birdcage)

bonus points if you use Rupaul

[ChibiChance]

Andrew Kavadas was in The 13th Warrior with Clive Russell
and Russell was in King Arthur with Clive Owen

Owen was also in Sin City with Bruce Willis
Willis was in Blind Date with Kim Basinger
Kim was in Wayne's World 2 with Mike Meyers
and Meyers was in Shrek 3 with Justin Timberlake

(To complete the circle, Timberlake was also in Shrek 3 with Antonio Banderas, who was in 13th Warrior with Andrew Kavadas)


Kings: Peter Dobson to Elvis Presley to Bruce Campbell

Petey was in The Frighteners with R. Lee Emery
Emery was in Toy Story 2 with Tim Allen
The Toolman was in Santa Clause 3-The Escape Clause with Ann-Margret
Ann was in Viva Las Vegas with The King of Rock and Roll

The King was in Jailhouse Rock with Dean Jones
Dean was in Clear and Present Danger with Willem Dafoe
Willem was in Spider-Man with the man they call Bruce

since we've done kings, let's go on to queens...
Patrick Swayze (To Wong Foo) to Hugo Weaving (Priscilla) to Nathan Lane (Birdcage)

bonus points if you use Rupaul

Swayze to Rupaul in To wong foo
Rupaul to Harvey Keitel in Blue in the face
Keitel to Steve Buscemi in Resevoir Dogs
Busscemi to Liv Tyler in Armageddon
Tyler to Weaving in Lord of the Rings

Weaving was in Transformers with Bernie Mac
Bernie was in Ocean's 11 with Topher Grace
Topher was in win a date with Tad hamilton with Nathan Lane


John Cleese to Jason Connery to Devon Sawa (Robin Hoods)

[Useless Trivia Man]

John Cleese was in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with the entire cast
They were all (except Cleese) in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix[/b] with Ralph Fiennes
Fiennes was in Red Dragon with Harvey Keitel
and Keitel was in Nemo with Jason Connery

Connery was in Night Skies with Michael Dorn
Dorn was in Star Trek: First Contact with James Cromwell
Cromwell was in The Green Mile with Michael Clarke Duncan
Duncan was in Sin City with the delicious Jessica Alba
and she was in Idle Hands with Devon Sawa

Merlins: Laurence Naismith to Ringo Starr to Sam Neill

[PRKANTOR]

John Cleese was in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with the entire cast
They were all (except Cleese) in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix[/b] with Ralph Fiennes
Fiennes was in Red Dragon with Harvey Keitel
and Keitel was in Nemo with Jason Connery

Connery was in Night Skies with Michael Dorn
Dorn was in Star Trek: First Contact with James Cromwell
Cromwell was in The Green Mile with Michael Clarke Duncan
Duncan was in Sin City with the delicious Jessica Alba
and she was in Idle Hands with Devon Sawa

Merlins: Laurence Naismith to Ringo Starr to Sam Neill

Naismith was in Camelot with Richard Harris
Richard was in Harry Potter with John Cleese
John was in Fierce Creatures with Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie was in Halloween with Donald Pleasance
Donald was in Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with Paul McCartney
Paul was in Help! and A Hard Days Night with Ringo

Backtrack to Sgt Pepper which also had Steve Martin
Steve was in The Muppet Movie with Frank Oz
Frank Oz was the Voice of Yoda in all the Star Wars movies, inc. the prequel trilogy with Samuel L. Jackson
Sam was in Jurassic Park with Sam Neill.

Now let's do Arthur...
Clive Owen to Rickie Sorenson to Graham Chapman

[ChibiChance]

John Cleese was in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with the entire cast
They were all (except Cleese) in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix[/b] with Ralph Fiennes
Fiennes was in Red Dragon with Harvey Keitel
and Keitel was in Nemo with Jason Connery

Connery was in Night Skies with Michael Dorn
Dorn was in Star Trek: First Contact with James Cromwell
Cromwell was in The Green Mile with Michael Clarke Duncan
Duncan was in Sin City with the delicious Jessica Alba
and she was in Idle Hands with Devon Sawa

Merlins: Laurence Naismith to Ringo Starr to Sam Neill

Naismith was in Camelot with Richard Harris
Richard was in Harry Potter with John Cleese
John was in Fierce Creatures with Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie was in Halloween with Donald Pleasance
Donald was in Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with Paul McCartney
Paul was in Help! and A Hard Days Night with Ringo

Backtrack to Sgt Pepper which also had Steve Martin
Steve was in The Muppet Movie with Frank Oz
Frank Oz was the Voice of Yoda in all the Star Wars movies, inc. the prequel trilogy with Samuel L. Jackson
Sam was in Jurassic Park with Sam Neill.

Now let's do Arthur...
Clive Owen to Rickie Sorenson to Graham Chapman

Clive to Steve Martin in Pink Panther
Martin to Clint HOward in Parenthood
Howard to Karl Swenson in Wild Country
Sweson to Sorenson in Sword and the Stone

Sorenson was in Cat from outer Space with Sandy Duncan
Duncan was in Rock a Doodle with Chris Plumber
Plumber was in the lake house with Keanu Reaves
REaves was in Day the Box Office Stood Still with John Cleese
Cleese was in Monty Python and the Holy Grail with Chapman


Bundys: King Kong Bundy to Ed O'Neil to William Campbell.

[Useless Trivia Man]

Bundys: King Kong Bundy to Ed O'Neil to William Campbell.

King Kong Bundy was in Moving with Dave Thomas
Thomas was in Rat Race with Seth Green
Green was in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery with Mike Meyers
and Mike was in Wayne's World with Ed O'Neill

Ed was also in Wayne's World with Tia Carrera
Tia was in True Lies with Bill Paxton
Paxton was in Next of Kin with Liam Neeson
Neeson was inBatman Begins with Gary Oldman
and Oldman was in Dracula with Billy Campbell

Mansons: Marcelo Games to Steve Railsback to Marilyn Manson

[PRKANTOR]

Bundys: King Kong Bundy to Ed O'Neil to William Campbell.

King Kong Bundy was in Moving with Dave Thomas
Thomas was in Rat Race with Seth Green
Green was in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery with Mike Meyers
and Mike was in Wayne's World with Ed O'Neill

Ed was also in Wayne's World with Tia Carrera
Tia was in True Lies with Bill Paxton
Paxton was in Next of Kin with Liam Neeson
Neeson was inBatman Begins with Gary Oldman
and Oldman was in Dracula with Billy Campbell

Mansons: Marcelo Games to Steve Railsback to Marilyn Manson

This is a toughie...
Games was in Deadbeat at Dawn with Paul Harper
Harper was in The Wild Bunch with Ernest Borgnine
Ernie was in BASEketball with Robert Vaughn
Vaughn was in Superman 3 with Richard Pryor
Pryor was in Brewster's Millions with John Candy
And John Candy was in Armed and Dangerous with Steve Railsback

Railsback was in Calendar Girl with Joe Pantoliano
Joey Pants was in The Goonies with Josh Brolin
Josh was in Bed of Roses with Christian "I wish I was Jack Nicholson" Slater
Slater was in True Romance with Patricia Arquette
Arquette was in Lost Highway with Marilyn Manson

Alright, now let's try Robin Hood
Kevin Costner to Errol Flynn to Cary Elwes

[Useless Trivia Man]

Kevin Costner was in Waterworld with Dennis Hopper
Hopper was in Queen of Blood with Basil Rathbone
and Basil was in The Adventures of Robin Hood with Errol Flynn

Errol was also in The Adventures of Robin Hood with Olivia de Havilland
Olivia was in Airport '77 with Jack Lemmon
Jack was in Grumpy Old Men with Daryl Hannah
Hannah was in Splash! with John Candy
Candy was in Spaceballs with Mel Brooks
and Brooks was in Robin Hood: Men in Tights with Carey Elwes

(And dang it, Elwes to Costner woulda been easy! Both have co-starred with Danny Glover. Hmph.)

Maids: Madeleine Kahn (Mrs. White) to Jennifer Lopez (Maid in Manhattan[/b] to Ann B. Davis