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I'm assuming that it'd be less than fair to use Stan "The Man" Lee, so I'll play nice.
Michael Chiklis was in Fantastic Four with Jessica Alba
Her Scrumptiousness was in Sin City with Bruce Willis
and Willis was in Armageddon with Ben Affleck
Affleck was in Daredevil with Michael Clarke Duncan
Duncan was in The Green Mile with Bonnie Hunt
Hunt was in Jumanji with Kirsten Dunst
and Dunst was in Spiderman with Tobey Maguire
Lesser-known super heroes: The Spleen (Paul Reubens) to Blankman (Damon Wayans) to the Greatest American Hero (William Katt)
The Return of Six Degrees! So you think you know movies??
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Posted 25 June 2007 - 08:12 AM
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Posted 27 June 2007 - 02:56 AM
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Lesser-known super heroes: The Spleen (Paul Reubens) to Blankman (Damon Wayans) to the Greatest American Hero (William Katt)
Paul Reubens was in Mystery Men with Gerry Becker
Gerry Becker was in Marci X with Damon Wayans
Damon Wayans was in Punchline with Mike Starr
Mike Starr was in The Black Dahlia with Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan was in Jawbreaker with William Katt
ok so we have covered marvel Heroes, but lets get into movie villains.
Robert Englund AKA Fred Krueger to Anthony Hopkins AKA Dr. Hannibal Lecter to James Earl Jones AKA Darth Vader
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
#843
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Posted 28 June 2007 - 07:09 AM
Can we use IMDB for an assist? I had most of it in my head, but needed a nudge for Forest Whitaker...
Robert Englund was in Nightmare on Elm St 1 with Johnny Depp
...who was in Platoon with Forest Whitaker
...who was in Panic Room with Jodie Foster
...who was in Silence of the Lambs with Sir Anthony Hopkins
Sir Anthony Hopkins was in Meet Joe Black with Brad Pitt
...who was in The Devil's Own with Harrison Ford
...who was in Star Wars with James Earl Jones
How about doing Bruce Campbell (everyones favorite) to Jensen Ackles from Supernatural?
Robert Englund was in Nightmare on Elm St 1 with Johnny Depp
...who was in Platoon with Forest Whitaker
...who was in Panic Room with Jodie Foster
...who was in Silence of the Lambs with Sir Anthony Hopkins
Sir Anthony Hopkins was in Meet Joe Black with Brad Pitt
...who was in The Devil's Own with Harrison Ford
...who was in Star Wars with James Earl Jones
How about doing Bruce Campbell (everyones favorite) to Jensen Ackles from Supernatural?
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Posted 28 June 2007 - 02:43 PM
QUOTE (Nighthawk_NS @ Jun 28 2007, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can we use IMDB for an assist? I had most of it in my head, but needed a nudge for Forest Whitaker...
Robert Englund was in Nightmare on Elm St 1 with Johnny Depp
...who was in Platoon with Forest Whitaker
...who was in Panic Room with Jodie Foster
...who was in Silence of the Lambs with Sir Anthony Hopkins
Sir Anthony Hopkins was in Meet Joe Black with Brad Pitt
...who was in The Devil's Own with Harrison Ford
...who was in Star Wars with James Earl Jones
How about doing Bruce Campbell (everyones favorite) to Jensen Ackles from Supernatural?
Robert Englund was in Nightmare on Elm St 1 with Johnny Depp
...who was in Platoon with Forest Whitaker
...who was in Panic Room with Jodie Foster
...who was in Silence of the Lambs with Sir Anthony Hopkins
Sir Anthony Hopkins was in Meet Joe Black with Brad Pitt
...who was in The Devil's Own with Harrison Ford
...who was in Star Wars with James Earl Jones
How about doing Bruce Campbell (everyones favorite) to Jensen Ackles from Supernatural?
Television actors count? I admit I had to find a picture of Jensen before I knew who he was.
Jensen Ackles was in Dark Angel with Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba was in Never Been Kissed with James Franco (obscure much?)
James Franco was in Spiderman with Bruce Campbell
Lets connect James Franco to Jason Lee .... without using Stan Lee.
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Posted 29 June 2007 - 07:00 AM
James Franco was in Never Been Kissed with David Arquette
David Arquette was in The Tripper with Jason Mewes
Jason Mewes was in Mallrats (or pick your fav kevin smith movie) with Jason Lee
Classic Straight Men: Bud Abbott to Dean Martin to Tommy Chong
David Arquette was in The Tripper with Jason Mewes
Jason Mewes was in Mallrats (or pick your fav kevin smith movie) with Jason Lee
Classic Straight Men: Bud Abbott to Dean Martin to Tommy Chong
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:14 PM
Bud Abbott was in Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde with Boris Karloff
Karloff was in The Raven with a very young Jack Nicholson
Nicholson was in A Few Good Men with Demi Moore
Moore bared herself in Striptease with Burt Reynolds
and Reynolds was in Cannonball Run with Dean Martin
Martin was also in Cannonball Run with Jackie Chan
Chan was in Rush Hour with Chris Penn
Penn was in Reservoir Dogs with Harvey Keitel
Keitel was in From Dusk Til Dawn with Cheech Marin
and Cheech was in all the Cheech & Chong movies with his partner Tommy Chong
Stand-up comics: Stephen Wright to Rodney Dangerfield to Jeff Foxworthy
Karloff was in The Raven with a very young Jack Nicholson
Nicholson was in A Few Good Men with Demi Moore
Moore bared herself in Striptease with Burt Reynolds
and Reynolds was in Cannonball Run with Dean Martin
Martin was also in Cannonball Run with Jackie Chan
Chan was in Rush Hour with Chris Penn
Penn was in Reservoir Dogs with Harvey Keitel
Keitel was in From Dusk Til Dawn with Cheech Marin
and Cheech was in all the Cheech & Chong movies with his partner Tommy Chong
Stand-up comics: Stephen Wright to Rodney Dangerfield to Jeff Foxworthy
Players may blunder through dialog with shocking ineptitude, forget the name of the country they are in, or get confused about which side they are on, but once it comes time to roll for initiative they all turn into Sun Tzu. - Shamus
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Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 07:41 PM
Wright was in Natural born Killers with Dangerfield
Dangerfield was in Angels with Angles with, you guessed it, Frank Stallone
Stallone was in Stayin' Alvie with Patrick Swayze
Swayze was in Fox and the Hound 2 with Jeff Foxworthy
How about..Nerds..
Judah Friedlander to Robert Carradine to Ilan Mitchell-Smith
Dangerfield was in Angels with Angles with, you guessed it, Frank Stallone
Stallone was in Stayin' Alvie with Patrick Swayze
Swayze was in Fox and the Hound 2 with Jeff Foxworthy
How about..Nerds..
Judah Friedlander to Robert Carradine to Ilan Mitchell-Smith
The American Armed Forces really need to develop an Elite Tactical Hot Bitch Squad, just so Hollywood can make a bad war movie where a righteously indignant officer screams at his commander, "How many Hot Bitches have to die for your crusade, general?"
#848
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Posted 12 July 2007 - 09:46 PM
Judah Friedlander was in The Cassidy Kids with Richard Nance
Richard Nance was in Hoboken Hollow with Robert Carradine
Robert Carradine was in The Player with Kathy Ireland
Kathy Ireland was in Journey to the Center of the Earth with Ilan Mitchell-Smith
hehe that brought back good memories of Revenge of the Nerds movies....hmmm ok how about an update on former robert carradine costars, not using the revenge movies
Curtis Armstrong to Donald Gibb to Brian Tochi
good luck
Richard Nance was in Hoboken Hollow with Robert Carradine
Robert Carradine was in The Player with Kathy Ireland
Kathy Ireland was in Journey to the Center of the Earth with Ilan Mitchell-Smith
hehe that brought back good memories of Revenge of the Nerds movies....hmmm ok how about an update on former robert carradine costars, not using the revenge movies
Curtis Armstrong to Donald Gibb to Brian Tochi
good luck
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
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Posted 13 July 2007 - 01:34 PM
Curtis Armstrong to Donald Gibb to Brian Tochi
Curtis Armstrong was in Dodgeball with Stephen Root
Root was in Grind with Gibb
Gibb was in Amazon Women on the Moon with STeve Guttenburg
Guttenburg was in Police Academy 3 with Brian Tochi
How about..SG-1 Stars, obviously without using Sg-1
Amanda Tapping to Don S Davis to Christopher Judge
Curtis Armstrong was in Dodgeball with Stephen Root
Root was in Grind with Gibb
Gibb was in Amazon Women on the Moon with STeve Guttenburg
Guttenburg was in Police Academy 3 with Brian Tochi
How about..SG-1 Stars, obviously without using Sg-1
Amanda Tapping to Don S Davis to Christopher Judge
The American Armed Forces really need to develop an Elite Tactical Hot Bitch Squad, just so Hollywood can make a bad war movie where a righteously indignant officer screams at his commander, "How many Hot Bitches have to die for your crusade, general?"
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 05:18 AM
Amanda Tapping was in Life or Something Like It with Peter Kelamis
Peter Kelamis was in Miracle with Don S Davis
Don Davis was in Cadence with Christopher Judge
I miss the scoobies...
while i go watch some Buffy reruns connect Nicholas Brendon to Sarah Michelle Gellar to Alyson Hannigan
Bonus points if you use Giles to connect the scoobies (Anthony Head) 
Peter Kelamis was in Miracle with Don S Davis
Don Davis was in Cadence with Christopher Judge
I miss the scoobies...
while i go watch some Buffy reruns connect Nicholas Brendon to Sarah Michelle Gellar to Alyson Hannigan Bonus points if you use Giles to connect the scoobies (Anthony Head)
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
#851
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 02:22 PM
Nicholas Brendon to Sarah Michelle Gellar to Alyson Hannigan
Brendon to Presley in Demon Island
Presley to Seth Green in Can't Hardly wait
Green to Gellar in Scooby Doo
Than back again with Gellar and Green
Green was in Stepmother was an Alien with Hannigan
Hannigan was in american pie two with Natasha Lyonne
Lyonne was in Kate and Leopold with Jackman
Jackman was in Scoop with Anthony Stewart Head
How about..Hercules..
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Tate Donovan to Lou Ferrigno
Brendon to Presley in Demon Island
Presley to Seth Green in Can't Hardly wait
Green to Gellar in Scooby Doo
Than back again with Gellar and Green
Green was in Stepmother was an Alien with Hannigan
Hannigan was in american pie two with Natasha Lyonne
Lyonne was in Kate and Leopold with Jackman
Jackman was in Scoop with Anthony Stewart Head
How about..Hercules..
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Tate Donovan to Lou Ferrigno
The American Armed Forces really need to develop an Elite Tactical Hot Bitch Squad, just so Hollywood can make a bad war movie where a righteously indignant officer screams at his commander, "How many Hot Bitches have to die for your crusade, general?"
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 05:01 PM
Ahhnold was in Twins with Danny DeVito
Danny was in Disney's Hercules with Tate Donovan
Donovan was in Shooter with Mark Wahlberg
Marky Mark was in The Italian Job with Ed Norton
Norton was in Fight Club with Brad Pitt
Pitt was in Troy with Eric Bana
and Bana was in The Hulk with Lou Ferrigno
Mick Jagger to Steven Tyler to David Bowie
Danny was in Disney's Hercules with Tate Donovan
Donovan was in Shooter with Mark Wahlberg
Marky Mark was in The Italian Job with Ed Norton
Norton was in Fight Club with Brad Pitt
Pitt was in Troy with Eric Bana
and Bana was in The Hulk with Lou Ferrigno
Mick Jagger to Steven Tyler to David Bowie
Players may blunder through dialog with shocking ineptitude, forget the name of the country they are in, or get confused about which side they are on, but once it comes time to roll for initiative they all turn into Sun Tzu. - Shamus
I'M AN AQUATIC APE!!
Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 07:50 PM
Mick Jagger was in Freejack with Frankie Faison
Frankie Faison was in Oxygen with Maura Tierney
Maura Tierney was in White Sands with Steve Tyler
The father of my one day wife to be
was, again, in White Sands with Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe was in Basquiat with David Bowie
good lord, have you seen the IMDB profile for Bowie?!? That man needs to take a vacation! And I just realized he played Tesla in the Prestige too... wow, i cant believe i didn't recognize him.
ok tesla huh....MAD SCIENTISTS!
Gene Wilder to Christopher Lloyd to Yahoo Serious
Frankie Faison was in Oxygen with Maura Tierney
Maura Tierney was in White Sands with Steve Tyler
The father of my one day wife to be
was, again, in White Sands with Willem DafoeWillem Dafoe was in Basquiat with David Bowie
good lord, have you seen the IMDB profile for Bowie?!? That man needs to take a vacation! And I just realized he played Tesla in the Prestige too... wow, i cant believe i didn't recognize him.
ok tesla huh....MAD SCIENTISTS!
Gene Wilder to Christopher Lloyd to Yahoo Serious
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
#854
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 08:56 PM
Gene Wilder to Christopher Lloyd to Yahoo Serious
Wilder to Sally Kirkland in Blazing Saddles
Kirkland to Lloyd in Wish you were dead
Lloyd to Mary McFly in any of the Back to the Futures
Fox to R Lee Emery in the Frighteners
R Lee Emery to John Rhys Davies in Shark Bait
Rhys Davies to Hugo Weaving in LOTR
Weaving to Serious in Reckless Kelly.
A few sci fi sirens..
Claudia Black to Jolene Blalock to Jeri Ryan
Wilder to Sally Kirkland in Blazing Saddles
Kirkland to Lloyd in Wish you were dead
Lloyd to Mary McFly in any of the Back to the Futures
Fox to R Lee Emery in the Frighteners
R Lee Emery to John Rhys Davies in Shark Bait
Rhys Davies to Hugo Weaving in LOTR
Weaving to Serious in Reckless Kelly.
A few sci fi sirens..
Claudia Black to Jolene Blalock to Jeri Ryan
The American Armed Forces really need to develop an Elite Tactical Hot Bitch Squad, just so Hollywood can make a bad war movie where a righteously indignant officer screams at his commander, "How many Hot Bitches have to die for your crusade, general?"
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 08:03 AM
Claudia Black was in Pitch Black with Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel was in Saving Private Ryan with Tom Hanks
Hanks was in Toy Story with Tim Allen
Allen was in Road Hogs with Ray Liotta
and Ray was in Slow Burn with Jolene Blalock
Jolene was also in Slow Burn with Taye Diggs
Taye was in Equilibrium with Sean Bean
Bean was in The Island with Ewan Macgregor
and Ewan was in Down With Love with Jeri Ryan
Michael Jordan to Dan Marino to Derek Jeter
Vin Diesel was in Saving Private Ryan with Tom Hanks
Hanks was in Toy Story with Tim Allen
Allen was in Road Hogs with Ray Liotta
and Ray was in Slow Burn with Jolene Blalock
Jolene was also in Slow Burn with Taye Diggs
Taye was in Equilibrium with Sean Bean
Bean was in The Island with Ewan Macgregor
and Ewan was in Down With Love with Jeri Ryan
Michael Jordan to Dan Marino to Derek Jeter
Players may blunder through dialog with shocking ineptitude, forget the name of the country they are in, or get confused about which side they are on, but once it comes time to roll for initiative they all turn into Sun Tzu. - Shamus
I'M AN AQUATIC APE!!
Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
#856
Windsetter
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 08:03 PM
I can't believe it has gone this long. I am sorry UTM, but I must end your stand...
Michael Jordan was in Space Jam with Danny Devito
Danny Devito was in Mars Attacks with Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson was in Anger Management with Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler was in Little Nicky with Dan Marino
Dan Marino back to Adam Sandler in Little Nicky
Adam Sandler was in Anger Management with Derek Jeter
Tracy Ullman to Sarah Carter to Samantha Mathis
Michael Jordan was in Space Jam with Danny Devito
Danny Devito was in Mars Attacks with Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson was in Anger Management with Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler was in Little Nicky with Dan Marino
Dan Marino back to Adam Sandler in Little Nicky
Adam Sandler was in Anger Management with Derek Jeter
Tracy Ullman to Sarah Carter to Samantha Mathis
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have.
#857
silentbobinak
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Posted 04 September 2007 - 04:24 AM
Heh, havent played this in awhile, ive been away from the puter too long
Tracey Ullman was in I Could Never Be Your Woman with Henry Winkler
Henry Winkler was in Berkeley with Sarah Carter
Sarah Carter was in DOA: Dead or Alive with Kevin Nash
Kevin Nash was in The Punisher with Samantha Mathis
Eric Roberts to Marlon Wayans to Clint Eastwood
Tracey Ullman was in I Could Never Be Your Woman with Henry Winkler
Henry Winkler was in Berkeley with Sarah Carter
Sarah Carter was in DOA: Dead or Alive with Kevin Nash
Kevin Nash was in The Punisher with Samantha Mathis
Eric Roberts to Marlon Wayans to Clint Eastwood
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
#858
Useless Trivia Man
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 11:48 PM
This one's been sitting unattended for far too long.
Eric Roberts was in National Security with Martin Lawrence
Lawrence was in Wild Hogs with John Travolta
Travolta was in The General's Daughter with James Woods
and Woods was in Scary Movie 2 with Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans was also in Scary Movie 2 with Chris Elliott
Elliott was in The Abyss with Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio
Mary was in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves with Morgan Freeman
and Freeman was in Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood
We'll go with something a wee bit easier - how 'bout Ted Danson to Woody Harrelson to John Ratzenberger.
Eric Roberts was in National Security with Martin Lawrence
Lawrence was in Wild Hogs with John Travolta
Travolta was in The General's Daughter with James Woods
and Woods was in Scary Movie 2 with Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans was also in Scary Movie 2 with Chris Elliott
Elliott was in The Abyss with Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio
Mary was in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves with Morgan Freeman
and Freeman was in Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood
We'll go with something a wee bit easier - how 'bout Ted Danson to Woody Harrelson to John Ratzenberger.
Players may blunder through dialog with shocking ineptitude, forget the name of the country they are in, or get confused about which side they are on, but once it comes time to roll for initiative they all turn into Sun Tzu. - Shamus
I'M AN AQUATIC APE!!
Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
Remember playing RISK when you were a kid? Come get your ass handed to you!
#859
vash
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 08:21 PM
Ted Danson was in Nobel Son with Alan Rickman
Rickman was in Love Actually with Bill Nighy
Nighy was in Underworld with Kate Beckinsale
Beckinsale was in Serendipity with John Cusack
Cusack was in The Thin Red Line with Woody Harrelson
Harrelson was in Battle in Seattle with Connie Nielson
Neilson was in Basic with Samuel L. Jackson
Jackson was in Star Wars with Frank Oz
Oz was in Monsters INC. with John Ratzenberger
Lets try John Travolta to Humphrey Bogart to Ernie Reyes Jr.
Rickman was in Love Actually with Bill Nighy
Nighy was in Underworld with Kate Beckinsale
Beckinsale was in Serendipity with John Cusack
Cusack was in The Thin Red Line with Woody Harrelson
Harrelson was in Battle in Seattle with Connie Nielson
Neilson was in Basic with Samuel L. Jackson
Jackson was in Star Wars with Frank Oz
Oz was in Monsters INC. with John Ratzenberger
Lets try John Travolta to Humphrey Bogart to Ernie Reyes Jr.
This post has been edited by vash: 28 November 2007 - 08:23 PM
I'll stop laughing when I stop breathing.
"Hope is a dream ungranted." -Aristotle
"Hope is a dream ungranted." -Aristotle
#860
Sam
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 04:41 PM
John Travolta was in The Thin Red Line with John Cusack
John Cusack was in Better Off Dead with David Ogden Stiers
David Ogden Stiers was in Creator with Jeff Corey
Jeff Corey was in Sirocco with Humphrey Bogart
Humphrey Bogart was in A Letter to Three Wives with Ann Sothern
Ann Sothern was in Don't Gamble with Love with Marc Lawrence
Marc Lawrence was in End of Days with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger was in The Rundown with Ernie Reyes Jr.
Judi Dench to Kirk Douglas to Felicity HUffman
John Cusack was in Better Off Dead with David Ogden Stiers
David Ogden Stiers was in Creator with Jeff Corey
Jeff Corey was in Sirocco with Humphrey Bogart
Humphrey Bogart was in A Letter to Three Wives with Ann Sothern
Ann Sothern was in Don't Gamble with Love with Marc Lawrence
Marc Lawrence was in End of Days with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger was in The Rundown with Ernie Reyes Jr.
Judi Dench to Kirk Douglas to Felicity HUffman
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left and stuff it up the hole in your culture.
"Leonard Cohen"
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The Harry Potter books become a lot funnier if you replace wand with wang.
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Take the only tree that's left and stuff it up the hole in your culture.
"Leonard Cohen"
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The Harry Potter books become a lot funnier if you replace wand with wang.
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