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#1 ChibiChance

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Posted 05 April 2005 - 08:43 AM

A German pensioner sparked a murder hunt after she found a pair of glasses and a set of false teeth in her garden.

Police dug over her entire garden following 85-year-old Iris Muller's find in a flower bed at her home in Kassel.

Eventually, the mystery was solved when he found a man's wallet in his garden.

All three belonged to a local man who confessed to losing all three after a heavy drinking session.

He said: "I remembered falling over a garden wall but could not remember which one."

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Phillip Schofield has revealed he once bit his pet rabbit.

He made the confession on ITV's This Morning while interviewing Dominic Brunt, who plays Emmerdale vet Paddy Kirk reports The Sun.

Phillip said: "I was very small and the rabbit bit me so I bit it back. I didn't know any better. Neither of us ever did it again. Mum pasted me. I behaved after that."

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MPs threw water bottles and coins during a fight which disrupted parliament in Ecuador.

The fight broke out during a debate over the identity of candidates to become general secretary.

MPs also made gun signs with their hands and pretended to shoot at speakers, reports Terra Noticias Populares.

Parliament had to be temporarily suspended while order was restored.

A spokesman said: "Despite the childish behaviour of the MPs we managed to carry on with the voting.

"You know boys will be boys, even in parliament

The American Armed Forces really need to develop an Elite Tactical Hot Bitch Squad, just so Hollywood can make a bad war movie where a righteously indignant officer screams at his commander, "How many Hot Bitches have to die for your crusade, general?"

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