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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:47 PM

Beer Revealed as Historic Female Plot....

Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phyto-estrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional;
- couldn't drive;
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- refused to apologize when obviously wrong.


No further testing was considered necessary.
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:55 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thats fucking great.
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 04:38 PM

Agreed.... =)
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 04:59 PM

Wow, it took me almost 2 minutes to stop laughing. :lol: Wait, no, it's back. That one's great LAz.
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 05:43 PM

It'd be probably be funnier if it wasn't true. :P
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 07:46 PM

actually *still laughing* it's pretty funny BECAYSE it's true...
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