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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:05 AM

Rayne is my hero and one day I hope to do something as cool as that.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'll try it next weekend.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:13 AM

QUOTE (BPJerusalem @ Nov 6 2009, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rayne is my hero and one day I hope to do something as cool as that.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'll try it next weekend.


Well... good luck with that. Let me know how it works.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:17 AM

Daaaaaaaaamn. Fetus: 0, Rayne: 1

This guy's good.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:20 AM

Don't know about you guys, but I'm not wasting the money 29 shots would cost as a pickup line.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:23 AM

What led Rayne to decide on the 29 as the magic number here?
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:23 AM

Damn, Rayne is good! I'd do him. I mean really, anyone that will waste that kind of money on someone they have never met or even spoken to, you know they are fuckable! I mean, really.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:25 AM

QUOTE (DollMaestro @ Nov 6 2009, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What led Rayne to decide on the 29 as the magic number here?


Because for older women that is the magic number. Any lower and you're just trying too hard. Any higher and they might be insulted.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:37 AM

Leave it to Rayne to impress a woman without even saying a word to her. Bravo.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:44 AM

Well, Rayne certainly has enough money to burn it on that amunt of shots.

Only problem I see is the woman (she's not a girl, anymore) would end up as dead weight after drinking half of them. 3/4 and she'll die of alcohol poisoning.

What kind of shots are those, anyway?
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:48 AM

I didn't even notice the gray in her hair until after the "there are only 29 shots" line. SMOOOTH indeed.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:51 AM

Nice, just... beautiful Rayne. I am so going to try that next time I'm in a bar, but with a younger girl and only 16 shots.

Because I'm poor like that.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:04 AM

Yeah, I am pretty sure that would work on me. Now, I just need to try it on older foxy ladies.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:05 AM

as soon as i finished reading the comic i said to myself, "smooooth" then I read the title.

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:12 AM

QUOTE (Discordia19 @ Nov 6 2009, 01:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't even notice the gray in her hair until after the "there are only 29 shots" line. SMOOOTH indeed.

For a few minutes I actually thought it was just the lighting before I realised it wasn't.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:47 AM

QUOTE (Discordia19 @ Nov 5 2009, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't even notice the gray in her hair until after the "there are only 29 shots" line. SMOOOTH indeed.


I thought those were blue highlight thingies like the kids get nowadays. Gray hair makes more sence though.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 02:07 AM

SMOOOOOTHE!!! NICE! I want to do that sooooo badly! but there are no hot 40 year olds here >.<
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 02:16 AM

What she doesn't know is that he only counts them as alive once they reach 18 and are available for sex biggrin.gif

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 02:44 AM

Well shot wise i would say it looks like whip topping on them and knowing Rayne they are probly blow jobs

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 03:47 AM

Leave it to Rayne to find the Christie Brinkley in that cougar crowd. I mean damn, have you seen Christie lately? 55 years old and still better looking than some of the current supermodels.

The lady was born in 1954, and this photo was taken in 2008;

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I mean DAYAMN!
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 04:36 AM

QUOTE (Jakk Frost @ Nov 6 2009, 03:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Leave it to Rayne to find the Christie Brinkley in that cougar crowd. I mean damn, have you seen Christie lately? 55 years old and still better looking than some of the current supermodels.

The lady was born in 1954, and this photo was taken in 2008;

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I mean DAYAMN!


And...she actually looks....

Human?

Not like...well...you know...

http://snarkerati.co...e_dickinson.jpg

(and Janice is a year YOUNGER than Christie)
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