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#1 Waycos

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 03:53 PM

This is mine!
USB Powered Chain Saw

what's your must have gift this year?

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#2 ZiN

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 03:59 PM

LOL.... Wtf.

I'm still in a rather weird place askin myself is this a joke, am I being taken for a ride? Is this real and what exactly would be the purpose for powering a chainsaw via USB? To calibrate and monitor how many feet of materials you cut per minute? lol. So many things wrong with this, although awesome in the break-through category.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 04:07 PM

Laser eye surgery.

I actually asked all my family to give me money to get it instead of gifts. I actually do think this is a great gift since it's something useful that'll stay with you the rest of your life.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 04:13 PM

ZiN = gullible

(It's in the dictionary, look it up!)

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 04:16 PM

QUOTE (Waycos @ Nov 3 2009, 01:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This is mine!
USB Powered Chain Saw

what's your must have gift this year?

Too bad it's a joke.

Honestly I really like this:

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 04:24 PM

click the bottom of the page to pre-order and youll see

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 04:27 PM

QUOTE (dreamchaser @ Nov 3 2009, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

ZiN = gullible

(It's in the dictionary, look it up!)

As I was saying, I still didn't quite believe it and wasn't about to go goggle it either. Most hoax's have a fine print on it some place, didn't find it on that site so for the sake of humor ran with it. So sue me.

J_A_X... That's a gift I'd like to ask for myself, if only I had more family members to support the cost.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 05:40 PM

My must have gift - airfare to Cuba for spring break.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 05:49 PM

QUOTE (ZiN @ Nov 3 2009, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

As I was saying, I still didn't quite believe it and wasn't about to go goggle it either.

Didn't quite???

That's enough for me to stand by my previous statement.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 06:07 PM

Wouldn't be much of a chainsaw, running at 5 volts. (Didn't actually click the link, but I know how much power you can get from an USB connection.)

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 06:21 PM

that is both extremely lame, and funny. (the reason why you cant preorder)

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 09:33 PM

Well a 5v or 3.3v rail CC...

I still think it would be awesome - if nothing else but as something to torment the cat with...

And my car has a MPG thingy already in it

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 10:09 AM

The Ford Hybrids have a little "plant" on the dash that grows as you drive more efficiently.

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:22 AM

QUOTE (Waycos @ Nov 4 2009, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The Ford Hybrids have a little "plant" on the dash that grows as you drive more efficiently.

o.O That sounds...somehow...adorable. lol

I want a pony.

No really.

Oh okay, what I really want is an Easy Bake Oven...

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:36 AM

http://www.amazon.co...k/dp/0811821846

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 12:19 PM

QUOTE (J_A_X @ Nov 3 2009, 05:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm going to get laser eye surgery one of these days. I'm scared to death and it'll be the first surgery I'll have (if I don't have to have one before then). But it'll be worth it.

I decided that I want to have it done because if I get kidnapped or something, and I have my glasses on, they can take my glasses away from me and I wont be able to see, and if I'm wearing my contacts, eventually, they will dry out and I wont be able to wear them anymore and then I still wont be able to see. So, if I have laser eye surgery, I won't have to worry about that. (yes, you guessed it, I am a very paranoid person lol)

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QUOTE (Waycos @ Nov 4 2009, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The Ford Hybrids have a little "plant" on the dash that grows as you drive more efficiently.

o.O That sounds...somehow...adorable. lol

I want a pony.

No really.

Oh okay, what I really want is an Easy Bake Oven...

aww, I've always wanted an easy bake oven!! I never got one though. My mom told me recently that she feels really bad that she never got me one hehehe

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 12:23 PM

Pie: I CHANGE MY ANSWER, I WANT THAT COOKBOOK!!!!! lol

wamma: I'm actually really surprised that I never had one of those because my mom was hardcore about trying to make me a little girly girl. I totally thwarted her by loving Transformers and Ninja Turtles, but she always bought me pink clothes and Barbies, and all that kind of stuff, so it's really surprising that she didn't get me an Easy Bake.

#18 Waycos

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 01:51 PM

I had a friend(female) who at 30 went out and bought a used one at a Salvation Army for a $1. She made little cakes at work all the time.

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 10:09 PM

... I want one of these 'easy bake oven' things... What the heck are they?

Meanwhile - check out this one (its been on the Aussie TV lately)

http://www.volleywarehouse.com.au/

Theres some weird but funny stuff there