Favourite Superpowers DC need not apply
#1
Posted 19 October 2009 - 05:30 PM
Nothing to hard;
Who is your favourite super hero, and why (eg. powers, attitude, costume, etc)
or
What powers would you want?
I'll go first and say Spider-man (I was a fan before the movies - <eyeballs try hards>) mainly due to his whole, don't-stop-talking-or-I'll-piss-myself approach to crime fighting. Ultimate Spider-Man and Brian Michael Bendis is my Jesus.
My Power: General Time control. I figure if I stop and rewind reality, eventually a girl will say yes to one of my many, many bad pick up lines.
See, simple. Now you go.
"You're the diet coke of evil..." Dr. Evil, Austin Powers 2, The Spy who Shagged me.
"Cause I had mine out while I was looking at yours!" J.D., Scrubs
"Maybe it's time you grew up a little" - John
"I'm pretty certain I'd rather not - Furthermore, Poop." - Rayne
"Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich." SilentNight
"If I can find a bottle of tomato sauce, I've got the place to myself. Americans watching won't get that joke but Fuck 'em. LEARN! WE know what a sidewalk is." Adam Hills
#2
Posted 19 October 2009 - 10:23 PM
And let's face it, aside from "snikt", "bamf" is one of the most well-recognized visual sound effects in Marvel. Good ol' fuzzy elf.
As for power...if I were to pick one just as-is....flight of some sort (if I were capable of supersonic speeds...flying at, say, bird-speed would be nifty, but take forever to get anywhere), or telekinesis. Because both would be neat, but also practical. Get from Point A to Point B quickly, especially in an emergency? Awesome. Skydive without a parachute or airplane? Awesome. Pulling stuff across the room with your mind? Awesome. Pummeling idiots without them knowing? Awesome. So either one? Awesome.
Now, if it were "which superhero's powers would you like" instead of just picking one, I'd be going with Archangel after his Apocolypse makeover (without the blue skin or evil in the wings). Retractable wings with intelligent defensive/offensive capabilities, eagle-like vision and hearing, flight speed up to Mach 3, super-efficient metabolism, strength.....and a few things I'm sure I'm missing. Be ever-so-handy, even if the metal wings wouldn't nearly be so attractive as feathered ones. And awesome.
~ Zensunni fire poetry from Arrakis
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
~ Chapman Cohen
I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers.
~ Roy Greenhilt
The proper term is, "Smite Evil", not, "Bump Uglies".
~ Miko Miyazaki
#3
Posted 20 October 2009 - 06:26 AM
O HAI GUIZ, AM I DOIN DIS RITE?

Seriously though: Deadpool, the Merc With The Mouth. Because Wolverine: Origins never happened. EVER.
#4
Posted 20 October 2009 - 10:48 AM
I mean...he Shoryuken'd Kitty Pryde. How hilarious is that?
~ Zensunni fire poetry from Arrakis
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
~ Chapman Cohen
I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers.
~ Roy Greenhilt
The proper term is, "Smite Evil", not, "Bump Uglies".
~ Miko Miyazaki
#5
Posted 20 October 2009 - 11:19 AM
I think for powers though, I'd have to go with teleportation. In addition to beating people up, this would be useful in everyday life. No traffic... ever again. Also it would make the tap on the wrong shoulder gag a lot more convincing.
#6
Posted 20 October 2009 - 11:43 AM
#7
Posted 20 October 2009 - 11:47 AM
#8
Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:05 PM
The ability to keep yourself from blushing!
QUOTE(Firra @ Feb 9 2008, 05:27 PM)
Holy crap that was impressive. I can't even get one to stay up let alone do tricks like that.
#9
Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:09 PM
I thought of another one I might like though; the ability to get anyone's pants off with the snap of my fingers.
- Jonathan Davis
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
You’re so close to me that you nearly died
#10
Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:12 PM
The ability to keep yourself from blushing!
Lord knows the red head would like to have that power.
I'm have to pick Gambit as my fave. No real reason other than he can be a bastard, and it's fun. As for powers, I'd take the kinetic charge thing as well. So many fun tricks you use to scare/piss off people.
Driven purely by Hatred
"So just shut your face
and take your seat
cause after all
you're just talking meat."
#11
Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:59 PM
I thought of another one I might like though; the ability to get anyone's pants off with the snap of my fingers.
Baby you already have that superpower with me *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
*Waits for Ore to blush*
That power not to blush would be pretty useful right now eh?
QUOTE(Firra @ Feb 9 2008, 05:27 PM)
Holy crap that was impressive. I can't even get one to stay up let alone do tricks like that.
#12
Posted 20 October 2009 - 01:01 PM
- Jonathan Davis
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
You’re so close to me that you nearly died
#13
Posted 20 October 2009 - 02:06 PM
My pick of super powers would be teleportation and telekinesis. Awesomesauceness
#15
Posted 20 October 2009 - 02:49 PM
I would like to instantaneously heal.
#16
Posted 20 October 2009 - 02:51 PM
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#17
Posted 20 October 2009 - 03:57 PM
What is this movie you speak of? I have never heard of it. I'm sure that if it did exist, it would make me lose faith in humanity... and Hugh Jackman.
Damn straight
He can't regenerate brain waves/electrical currents?
"You're the diet coke of evil..." Dr. Evil, Austin Powers 2, The Spy who Shagged me.
"Cause I had mine out while I was looking at yours!" J.D., Scrubs
"Maybe it's time you grew up a little" - John
"I'm pretty certain I'd rather not - Furthermore, Poop." - Rayne
"Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich." SilentNight
"If I can find a bottle of tomato sauce, I've got the place to myself. Americans watching won't get that joke but Fuck 'em. LEARN! WE know what a sidewalk is." Adam Hills
#18
Posted 20 October 2009 - 04:34 PM
My power? I want them all
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#19
Posted 20 October 2009 - 05:01 PM
imagine the infinite amount of pranks you could pul on people.
and my favourite superheroes are THE TENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ofc.
but i dont think they really are superheroes
#20
Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:48 PM
Hah. Evil bastard.
Not only that, but without his adamantium, he's had his brains blown out, and not lost any memory. But supposedly, his "brain damage" is the work of two things (or one of which, depending on who's doing the writing at the time): psychological breaking as opposed to physical (ie. brainwashing), and/or his healing factor "healing over" the terrible times in his life. And his healing factor varies too. Assuming it's after he had the adamantium ripped out of him (a wonderful story arc if ever there was one), and his healing factor evolved to something stronger, he could still be hurt, and stay hurt, if he overtaxed his system. According to the Xavier Files, if he were to be decapitated, and the head kept from the body, he'd stay dead.
And he's more a loner because everyone he gets close to dies or gets hurt: Silver Fox, Mariko, and so on, all died because of him. And he blames himself for the death of others (Jean for example...most of the times she died, and Kitty are examples of this as well). It's not that he hates being around people (well...depending, again, on who's doing the writing at the time, but overall he doesn't), it's that things turn to shit around him.
Quoth the Wolverine: "S'funny. Before joinin' this group there wasn't a scrap I couldn't claw my way out of solo. That much ain't changed...but it's comfortin' to know I got friends -- family, even -- coverin' my back."
But of any of Marvel's many, many convoluted characters, he pretty much takes the prize for most convoluted. Especially since the writers can't seem to make up their mind as to his healing factor's limits, and so on.
~ Zensunni fire poetry from Arrakis
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
~ Chapman Cohen
I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers.
~ Roy Greenhilt
The proper term is, "Smite Evil", not, "Bump Uglies".
~ Miko Miyazaki







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