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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
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Joke of the Day [October 4th, 2009]
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 03:24 PM
...Fuckin DIV.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 02:04 PM
OH! Cruel, cruel Mister Frog! Hee hee hee...
Can I say I'll try anything once if I refuse to eat okra?
Don't annoy me. I can swear in five different languages.
Oh, ibuprofen. Let me count the ways I love thee...
My nightmares wake me up at night. They say I snore too loudly.
Don't annoy me. I can swear in five different languages.
Oh, ibuprofen. Let me count the ways I love thee...
My nightmares wake me up at night. They say I snore too loudly.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:02 PM
There was a man who had three sons. He gave each of them a duck and told them to go out and sell their duck for as much as possible.
The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer
The second son also sold his duck for $5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer
The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road. He went up to her and said I'll give you my duck if you have sex with me.
She considered it and said "Ok".
They had sex and when they were done she said wow that was good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do me again.
The boy agreed. While they were having sex again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road. They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car.
The driver jumped out of the car and said "I'm so sorry i killed your duck. I'll give you $40 dollars to make up for it.
When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he had made.
He said "I got a f*** for a duck, a duck for a f***, and forty bucks for a f***ed up duck."
The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer
The second son also sold his duck for $5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer
The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road. He went up to her and said I'll give you my duck if you have sex with me.
She considered it and said "Ok".
They had sex and when they were done she said wow that was good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do me again.
The boy agreed. While they were having sex again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road. They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car.
The driver jumped out of the car and said "I'm so sorry i killed your duck. I'll give you $40 dollars to make up for it.
When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he had made.
He said "I got a f*** for a duck, a duck for a f***, and forty bucks for a f***ed up duck."
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