Joke of the Day [September 17th, 2009]

#1 DIV

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 10:07 PM

Dear Sailors,
Merry Christmas. I know you are lonely because my dad is in the navy. I wish my dad was home. I miss him. Also when my dad is gone my mom prays a lot more. All I hear from her room is Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes. I never learned that prayer yet. I hope you have a great holiday.

Shawn

Dear Sailors,

My friend and I were watching a movie about the navy and they killed bad guys. Do you get to kill bad guys? My dad killed people when he was a marine and he said navy doesn't kill people they just give blow jobs. You are the the best navy and I bet you give the best blow jobs.

Susan

...Fuckin DIV.

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#2 ShadesFE3S

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (DIV @ Sep 17 2009, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Dear Sailors,

My friend and I were watching a movie about the navy and they killed bad guys. Do you get to kill bad guys? My dad killed people when he was a marine and he said navy doesn't kill people they just give blow jobs. You are the the best navy and I bet you give the best blow jobs.

Susan

Lol, we really do give the Navy a lot of grief.......