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Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs
And he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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three men on a hike 'nother cute email from my hubby's grandmother
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Posted 12 September 2009 - 12:13 AM
I want to be Ugly
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Posted 14 September 2009 - 09:25 PM
he asked for strength 
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:34 PM
And now he's a tool! Ha!
"This isn't where I parked my car." Cooper?, Eurotrip
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"Cause I had mine out while I was looking at yours!" J.D., Scrubs
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"I'm pretty certain I'd rather not - Furthermore, Poop." - Rayne
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"You're the diet coke of evil..." Dr. Evil, Austin Powers 2, The Spy who Shagged me.
"Cause I had mine out while I was looking at yours!" J.D., Scrubs
"Maybe it's time you grew up a little" - John
"I'm pretty certain I'd rather not - Furthermore, Poop." - Rayne
"Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich." SilentNight
"If I can find a bottle of tomato sauce, I've got the place to myself. Americans watching won't get that joke but Fuck 'em. LEARN! WE know what a sidewalk is." Adam Hills
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:58 PM
Can I say I'll try anything once if I refuse to eat okra?
Don't annoy me. I can swear in five different languages.
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My nightmares wake me up at night. They say I snore too loudly.
Don't annoy me. I can swear in five different languages.
Oh, ibuprofen. Let me count the ways I love thee...
My nightmares wake me up at night. They say I snore too loudly.
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Posted 15 October 2009 - 10:06 AM
hey, he got the tool of the map, the intelligence to check it, and to realize that maybe, just maybe, the river was a bad place to cross, and the strength to walk that hundred yards
I want to be Ugly
The first Dungeons & Dragons card deck came to be when little Tommy Schmit found Vin Diesels misplaced photo album, "Things I Shouldn't Have Had Sex With in the Middle Ages."
Claire's Pokemon Trainer Card
please click, and vote!
QUOTE (Brina)
I am not afraid of the dark, but the things that lurk in shadows terrify me.
The first Dungeons & Dragons card deck came to be when little Tommy Schmit found Vin Diesels misplaced photo album, "Things I Shouldn't Have Had Sex With in the Middle Ages."
Claire's Pokemon Trainer Card
QUOTE (Dark Knightmare)
As to FF7 i just don't get the appeal of emo boys with big swords whining every five minutes
please click, and vote!
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