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One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were too big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with a pair of tweezers, but just pushed it in farther. They finally decided to go to the hospital.
As they were about to leave, their daughter and her date came home. They told them their situation and the daughter’s date explained that he was hoping to enter med school and that he could get it out for him.
He then put his two fingers in her father’s nose and told him to blow real hard. It worked and the peanut popped out.
The daughter and her date went upstairs and the man and his wife talked about how smart the boy was coming up with that idea.
The man’s wife asked, “I wonder what he’s going to be when he grows up?”
The man says, “From the smell of his fingers, I’d say he’s going to be our son-in-law.”
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Joke of the Day/week/month [September 11th, 2009]
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:24 AM
...Fuckin DIV.
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Posted 12 September 2009 - 12:12 AM
bwahahahahaha!
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Posted 12 September 2009 - 03:47 PM
Haha! Wow...
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Posted 13 September 2009 - 06:03 PM
*laughs* THats both funny and eerily creepy at the same time 
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