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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The
robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biochemistry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
Bathurst1000, cricket, super models, favourite fast foods, guns, and
women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks,"What's
your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly....
"So...You gonna follow the Leafs again this year?"
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Hailsky 
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- Interests:I love movies, I don't watch much tv anymore except for DEXTER! I am huge fan of that guy. I'm learning guitar (self taught) and it's going well. I like all kinds of music and mostly I don't listen to the radio, I like to look for bands that are more underground *sorry if that sounds cliche*. That's not to say there isn't some good entertainment out there, just... well this is what I'm listening to lately:<br /><br />City & Colour<br />Coheed and Cambria<br />Dustin Kensrue<br />Emarosa<br />Flight of the Conchords<br />Fleet Foxes<br />Imogen Heap<br />Isles and Glaciers<br />Lights<br />Missy Higgins<br />Owl City<br />Paramore<br />Say Anything<br />Sufjan Stevens<br />The Reason<br />Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker<br />You, Me, and Everyone We Know<br /><br />There are a lot more, but not enough room so I'll stick with those for now. I'm pretty sure they all have myspace accounts if you want to take a look.
Posted 05 September 2009 - 09:57 AM
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular
--Adlai Stevenson
--Adlai Stevenson
'In this world... you must be oh, so smart or oh, so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. - Elwood P. Dowd
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willtheoct
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 11:52 AM
lol... you'd only get it if you live in canada.
string theory, quantum physics, and global warming fall into the interests of 120-130.
string theory, quantum physics, and global warming fall into the interests of 120-130.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 12:43 PM
Heh.
Good one.
Good one.
-Made ya look.-
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Maira
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:51 PM
Two thumbs up.
Can I say I'll try anything once if I refuse to eat okra?
Don't annoy me. I can swear in five different languages.
Oh, ibuprofen. Let me count the ways I love thee...
My nightmares wake me up at night. They say I snore too loudly.
Don't annoy me. I can swear in five different languages.
Oh, ibuprofen. Let me count the ways I love thee...
My nightmares wake me up at night. They say I snore too loudly.
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