Men, beware of faries!

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#1 Claire Tigre

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 02:56 PM

A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again..
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember....fairies are female..

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:13 PM

lol Very cute Claire.

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#3 Alchymist

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:18 PM

Who wishes for a younger wife?! Only idiots! Thats who!

Could of wished for him and his wife to be younger... Moral really is to broaden your damn horizon!

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#4 Claire Tigre

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