…when I dropped my iPhone into a glass of raspberry lemonade and let it soak for a little while, thus insuring that the complex piece of machinery and engineering would never function properly again?
That time sucked.
- Because I can.
Quote of the Day
“Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
-Elias, from Clerks II (2006)
Remember the Time...
#2
Posted 01 September 2009 - 10:55 AM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's a time machine when you need it?
Where's a time machine when you need it?
#3
Posted 01 September 2009 - 10:58 AM
I suppose laughing maniacally would be inappropriate at this time.
Gonna do it anyway.
I always laugh when people inadvertently destroy their cellphones.
Gonna do it anyway.
I always laugh when people inadvertently destroy their cellphones.
#4
Posted 01 September 2009 - 10:58 AM
That does suck.
You should take the opportunity to switch.
iphones suck
hehehe
You should take the opportunity to switch.
iphones suck
#5
Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:08 AM
He'll use this as an excuse to buy an iPhone 3Gs.
Just watch.
Just watch.
Apparently I taste good when covered with molasses and bean, served on crackers with a nice red wine.
#7
Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:09 AM
QUOTE (sohmer @ Sep 1 2009, 07:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
…when I dropped my iPhone into a glass of raspberry lemonade and let it soak for a little while, thus insuring that the complex piece of machinery and engineering would never function properly again?
Our local news JUST ran a story on what to do in this situation.
Put the phone inside a plastic baggy, along with a piece of bread and one of those silicone gel packs that come in various items (you know, the ones that say "Do Not Eat' on them). They're designed to absorb moisture from deep inside things like cell phones.
Also, if you don't have a baggy or a silicone gel pack, bury it in rice inside of an airtight tupperware container.
The news said that either of these methods should work most of the time.
Hope that helps!
This post has been edited by the_shibbiest: 01 September 2009 - 11:10 AM
#8
Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:12 AM
QUOTE (sohmer @ Sep 1 2009, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
…when I dropped my iPhone into a glass of raspberry lemonade and let it soak for a little while, thus insuring that the complex piece of machinery and engineering would never function properly again?
That time sucked.
- Because I can.
Quote of the Day
“Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
-Elias, from Clerks II (2006)
That time sucked.
- Because I can.
Quote of the Day
“Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
-Elias, from Clerks II (2006)
Wrap the iphone in a paper towel and place in kitty litter or rice.
#9
Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:20 AM
QUOTE (EthanW @ Sep 1 2009, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (sohmer @ Sep 1 2009, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
…when I dropped my iPhone into a glass of raspberry lemonade and let it soak for a little while, thus insuring that the complex piece of machinery and engineering would never function properly again?
That time sucked.
- Because I can.
Quote of the Day
“Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
-Elias, from Clerks II (2006)
That time sucked.
- Because I can.
Quote of the Day
“Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
-Elias, from Clerks II (2006)
Wrap the iphone in a paper towel and place in kitty litter or rice.
I don't see how cat poop will help in this matter, but it will be fun to see
#10
Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:24 AM
QUOTE (LuMer @ Sep 1 2009, 11:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's a time machine when you need it?
Where's a time machine when you need it?
It was probably an application on said iPhone
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - ???
#11
Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:34 AM
I am kind of surprised about this... how can an iPhone NOT have an automated, integrated anti-liquid force field ?!
It is an iPhone after all... It's probably the only thing it doesn't have
It is an iPhone after all... It's probably the only thing it doesn't have
#12
Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:59 AM
QUOTE (Deamon69 @ Sep 1 2009, 09:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am kind of surprised about this... how can an iPhone NOT have an automated, integrated anti-liquid force field ?!
There's an App for that.....
Let me bring you up to speed.........we know nothing. You are now up to speed
#14
Posted 01 September 2009 - 12:40 PM
QUOTE (sohmer @ Sep 1 2009, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
…when I dropped my iPhone into a glass of raspberry lemonade and let it soak for a little while, thus insuring that the complex piece of machinery and engineering would never function properly again?
That time sucked.
- Because I can.
Quote of the Day
“Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
-Elias, from Clerks II (2006)
That time sucked.
- Because I can.
Quote of the Day
“Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
-Elias, from Clerks II (2006)
Question, sohmer... how long is "a little while"? Just curious because if I did that I would instantly pull it out in a panic.
QUOTE (Deamon69 @ Sep 1 2009, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (EthanW @ Sep 1 2009, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wrap the iphone in a paper towel and place in kitty litter or rice.
I don't see how cat poop will help in this matter, but it will be fun to see
He's referring to the material put inside cat boxes which would then absorb the moisture from cat poop or urine, not the poop itself.
Please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_litter
This post has been edited by Kaziel: 01 September 2009 - 12:42 PM
#15
Posted 01 September 2009 - 12:45 PM
Ok, NO ONE has broached my burning question...:
How big of a glass was it to facilitate containing a dropped iPhone?! And why was there no vodka and/or Red Bull in it?!
How big of a glass was it to facilitate containing a dropped iPhone?! And why was there no vodka and/or Red Bull in it?!
I Am User 176.
"Spreading schadenfreude since conception"
"When I die, cremate me, put me in a douche, and run me through one last time..."
"How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?"
"A harsh word and a temper are no match for a claw hammer and a smile..."
-Spooky and Tinkle, by Paul Kidd
http://spookyandtink.../comic/?week=24
"Spreading schadenfreude since conception"
"When I die, cremate me, put me in a douche, and run me through one last time..."
"How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?"
"A harsh word and a temper are no match for a claw hammer and a smile..."
-Spooky and Tinkle, by Paul Kidd
http://spookyandtink.../comic/?week=24
#16
Posted 01 September 2009 - 12:50 PM
QUOTE (Derek Ruiz @ Sep 1 2009, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Randy is getting you a new one when?
i was wondering if he was just gonna get mcCahans that he left behind when he went back home
Surprise!
#17
Posted 01 September 2009 - 01:01 PM
Maybe he can get a better phone now?
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After all, you can't spell slaughter without laughter.
Kaboom!
#18
Posted 01 September 2009 - 01:06 PM
QUOTE (sohmer @ Sep 1 2009, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
…when I dropped my iPhone into a glass of raspberry lemonade
At least tell us it wasn't Crystal Light raspberry lemonade.
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#19
Posted 01 September 2009 - 01:29 PM
Normally you wait until the little one is out of the womb before these type of shenanigans happen. Way to think ahead.
#20
Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:00 PM
Just wait until your new baby is born. There will be many more electronic devices soaked in various fluids. Like the time my cell phone was dropped in a hotel toilet. Then 2 days later when the replacement phone was dunked in the ocean during a walk on the beach with my (then) 2 year old.
This post has been edited by Daltana: 01 September 2009 - 04:01 PM







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