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#1 Ballie

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 12:55 AM

We've all seen 'em. Some of us even own 'em. They're those items of clothing with a funny picture or text on them. You know, like the obese guy wearing a shirt that says "I Beat Anorexia". Well, I figured it was high time that we started sharing some of the funnier ones we've seen, because not all of them be on the Interwebs.

To kick things off, here's one I saw in a small store the other day. The text read:
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"You don't know, man, you weren't there!"

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but fool a majority of people for just one day, and you have a democracy.

#2 willtheoct

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 02:15 PM

mine has a picture of a deer on my chest with "nice headlights" written underneath.

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#3 Sable

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 06:17 PM

http://www.snorgtees.com/

Snorgtees are the best at funny t-shirts.

Two I have are;

With an image of a three Legged Man and one word, Gifted = Cause I like to advertise

"Masterchief is my biatch" = always confused for Masterchef. Why would a tv show be my biatch?

"This isn't where I parked my car." Cooper?, Eurotrip

"You're the diet coke of evil..." Dr. Evil, Austin Powers 2, The Spy who Shagged me.

"Cause I had mine out while I was looking at yours!" J.D., Scrubs

"Maybe it's time you grew up a little" - John
"I'm pretty certain I'd rather not - Furthermore, Poop." - Rayne

"Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich." SilentNight

"If I can find a bottle of tomato sauce, I've got the place to myself. Americans watching won't get that joke but Fuck 'em. LEARN! WE know what a sidewalk is." Adam Hills

#4 The Illusionist

"...a cutie and English!"

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:43 AM

I have one that simply reads: "I poke badgers with spoons".

Why I find that funny, I couldn't tell you.

100% Gold Plated Bastard®

Morituri Nomulus Mori

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#5 Lady Kwake

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 01:54 AM

"Literalists do it with thier genitals!"

Actually, I'm not sure that's a shirt. There was talk of it, but I'm not sure the person who came up with it made one. But if it was, I'd buy it. I'd buy it so hard.

I might be a flaming bad ass who just happens to like kittens. Or I might be an unemployed and slightly confused college student. Either way, I promise to keep you on your toes.

LOOK OUT FOR THE MOOSE!!!!

I read this because life is too short not to focus on the good things in life. Even the little good things. :)

#6 Windsetter

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 04:53 PM

"I loved your music before you became sellouts."

Custom shirt of an old coworker.

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have.

#7 Malone

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 06:09 PM

I've got one that says "I don't give a" and has a picture of a rat with a donkey on a leesh.

Fidelis ad Urnam - Faithful to the Tomb

QUOTE(Firra @ Feb 9 2008, 05:27 PM)
Holy crap that was impressive. I can't even get one to stay up let alone do tricks like that.