Sunday Drive

#1 kingdaddy

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 10:38 AM

Little Ashley spends every Sunday at her Grandma and Grandpa's house. And every Sunday when her parents drop her off after Church Grandpa takes her for a drive.

Last Sunday Little Ashley bounded up the steps to the house to find Grandma waiting for her instead of Grandpa.

"Grandpa's not feeling well today, but don't worry I'll take you to out today" she said.

So off they went.

When they returned Little Ashley was happy to find Grandpa sitting in his chair feeling much better.

"Did you enjoy your time with Grandma?" he asked.

"Oh yes" she replied "and Grandpa, you'll never believe what happened! There were no assholes or shitheads on the road today!"

#2 DIV

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:50 PM

Heh, I'm just as bad. If I have kids, the words they are going to learn....

"Dad, what's a geriatric-goat-fucking-cum-dumpster?"

...Fuckin DIV.

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 11:17 PM

QUOTE (DIV @ Jul 30 2009, 12:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Heh, I'm just as bad. If I have kids, the words they are going to learn....

"Dad, what's a geriatric-goat-fucking-cum-dumpster?"

Hahaha better they ask you than innocently call their grandparents that. My little cousin called her grandmother an arsehole one time, not knowing what it meant, because she had overheard her father say it in the car.

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but fool a majority of people for just one day, and you have a democracy.