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#1 Kastru

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 11:29 PM

This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long.

The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is

usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.

It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small

hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always

willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm,

fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again

and again many times in succession, often quickly and

accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found

listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing

sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When

finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white

substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer

surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening

shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing

liquids have ceased emenating, it is returned to its freely

hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action,

hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a

day, but often much less.

What am I???????

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is

None other than your very own..........

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TOOTHBRUSH!!

What were you thinking?

You pervert!

#2 smarmyprince

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 11:54 PM

Dawwww...I was thinking scrub brush (as in washing dishes)

(I missed the 'fleshy' bit and thought a sink was warm and moist.)

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#3 willtheoct

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Posted 26 July 2009 - 05:18 PM

Hung, dangling loosely and small hole at one end? that ain't a toothbrush.

#4 Claire Tigre

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 05:44 AM

alot of standard (not the new colgate ones) toothbrushes had a flat handle, with a hole in it to hang it on a hook. it would dangle loosely.

I want to be Ugly

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As to FF7 i just don't get the appeal of emo boys with big swords whining every five minutes

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#5 Cybercat

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 05:50 AM

I never saw anyone actually do that, though, so I wonder how common that really is. After all, it says "Usually".

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#6 Claire Tigre

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 09:43 PM

ive never seen it either, but i assume it used to be common, otherwise why would they be designed that way? since people dont do it anymore, toothbrush design has changed.

I want to be Ugly

QUOTE (Brina)

I am not afraid of the dark, but the things that lurk in shadows terrify me.

QUOTE (Dark Knightmare)

As to FF7 i just don't get the appeal of emo boys with big swords whining every five minutes

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#7 DIV

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:17 PM

You know what's hilarious?

Conversations about toothbrush design.

Now that's fuckin comedy.

...Fuckin DIV.

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#8 Twisted1616

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 01:15 AM

QUOTE (DIV @ Jul 29 2009, 04:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You know what's hilarious?

Conversations about toothbrush design.

Now that's fuckin comedy.

Well, that got me to lol..

for you.

About time I got a sig... :/

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QUOTE (Ghislord @ Feb 9 2006, 11:20 AM)

OH... my ... god! :drool: How large is it really?

Just under a meter long.

Ghis and n9zee talking about me again......

Wow, Chaoti.. you must be a midget. :/

#9 Claire Tigre

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