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Posted 16 July 2009 - 12:21 PM

Sometimes we have days or events which don't really qualify as "good" or "bad" but are just so messed up that we feel like sharing them. These could range from finding a potato chip that looks like Buddha to seeing that streaker at the mall. Maybe it's a personal revelation. I don't know. I figured if there's a good day thread and a bad day thread, then we needed a thread to cover these "what the hell???" days.

I'll start us off.

At this given point in time, I have at least three girls seriously interested in me. This is probably the most I've ever had at any given point. Their interests range from "let's date" to "let's f***! NOW!" This should be a good thing, right? The problem is that these girls consists of two in relationships with other guys and one who is my most recent ex. I have little feelings for the ex (hence why she's now my ex), only have feelings of friendship and possibly lust for the one, but strong romantic feelings for the last. However, like I said, she's in a relationship with someone who's not me. So I, being what I like to think is a morally strait individual, am left living life as if noone is interrested in me dispite there being three at least. shifty.gif Ah well.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 12:38 PM

QUOTE (Twitchiopolis @ Jul 16 2009, 01:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At this given point in time, I have at least three girls seriously interested in me.

This is not true. If they were seriously interested in you, they would not have other realtionships on the go. The recent ex is just dealing with residual feelings. There is a reason she is your ex after all.

Leave all three alone and move on.

I do know what you mean about having many interested parties at once though. Seems they all come crawling out of the woodwork at the same time. No one and then everyone! There has to be some sort of explanation for that phenonmenon.

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 01:07 PM

QUOTE (dreamchaser @ Jul 16 2009, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Twitchiopolis @ Jul 16 2009, 01:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At this given point in time, I have at least three girls seriously interested in me.

This is not true. If they were seriously interested in you, they would not have other realtionships on the go. The recent ex is just dealing with residual feelings. There is a reason she is your ex after all.

Leave all three alone and move on.

I do know what you mean about having many interested parties at once though. Seems they all come crawling out of the woodwork at the same time. No one and then everyone! There has to be some sort of explanation for that phenonmenon.


Yeah, the thing though is that they do have interest in me; I could have snatch them away in a heartbeat. But I couldn't do that to their significant others, and I'm wary of any girl willing to leave someone else to be with me. It would be a possibility that they'd do the same to me.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 01:13 PM

QUOTE (Twitchiopolis @ Jul 16 2009, 11:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, the thing though is that they do have interest in me; I could have snatch them away in a heartbeat. But I couldn't do that to their significant others, and I'm wary of any girl willing to leave someone else to be with me. It would be a possibility that they'd do the same to me.


Smart guy. And a nice guy, too.

Trust me... no ex stuff. That just ends in pain. And the other two... shrug and move on, if you don't want to break them up. Easier said than done, I know... but it's the right thing to do.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:43 PM

I must agree with dc, not to burst your bubble of course - if they're truly interested in you, chances are they've lost interest in their current relationships and will just leave them anyway. Well, if they're smart, at any rate.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 11:04 PM

QUOTE (dreamchaser @ Jul 16 2009, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Twitchiopolis @ Jul 16 2009, 01:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At this given point in time, I have at least three girls seriously interested in me.

This is not true. If they were seriously interested in you, they would not have other realtionships on the go. The recent ex is just dealing with residual feelings. There is a reason she is your ex after all.

Leave all three alone and move on.

I do know what you mean about having many interested parties at once though. Seems they all come crawling out of the woodwork at the same time. No one and then everyone! There has to be some sort of explanation for that phenonmenon.

You're in heat.

I'm just sayin.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 01:56 AM

lol DIV

anywho... I think I'm going to LOVE this thread!!! seems like something I'd like to read and post about. =D

can't think of anything to write right now, but I'll post when I can. =)




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Posted 18 July 2009 - 08:05 AM

QUOTE (Twitchiopolis @ Jul 16 2009, 02:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (dreamchaser @ Jul 16 2009, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Twitchiopolis @ Jul 16 2009, 01:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At this given point in time, I have at least three girls seriously interested in me.

This is not true. If they were seriously interested in you, they would not have other realtionships on the go. The recent ex is just dealing with residual feelings. There is a reason she is your ex after all.

Leave all three alone and move on.

I do know what you mean about having many interested parties at once though. Seems they all come crawling out of the woodwork at the same time. No one and then everyone! There has to be some sort of explanation for that phenonmenon.


Yeah, the thing though is that they do have interest in me; I could have snatch them away in a heartbeat. But I couldn't do that to their significant others, and I'm wary of any girl willing to leave someone else to be with me. It would be a possibility that they'd do the same to me.


Cheaters tend to stay cheaters, I've found. Sad but true. Some people honestly screw up, but people that are so willing to jump ship don't stick around with anyone for long.

Yesterday's 'meh' day turned into a 'bad' day pretty quickly, but I suspect today will be 'meh'. To give myself time to rest, I'll be spending a lot of time doing chores that involve not much moving, like emptying and loading the dishwasher. I'll probably also play some more Chrono Trigger and keep to bed with a heating pad. Hopefully I'll be able to walk out for breakfast, too.

But for now, coffee. At least my day will be good for 30 minutes or so. smile.gif

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:11 PM

I had a what the hell day yesterday.

Met a friend of a friend, who happens to read licd (trying to convince him to come to the forums after how entertaining he turned out to be), and has both wit and sarcasm, for coffee yesterday since I was downtown after a completely unproductive morning that could have went better...

Maybe I'm just not used to people like this anymore, but he bought me food and paid for my drink because I had to wait 45 min for him. And drove me home. And then proceeded to have in depth conversations about literature, great works, language in general and the vocabularies that get lost around most people here, and even some religion and such. And asked what Myk and I are up to on friday that was sounding like what would be an invite to do something, but alas, I work late.

Freaking awesome, but freaking weird as hell. And today I'll likely get to meet one of Myk's exes. I think she's an ex.. Either an ex girlfriend or an ex friend with benefits. I swear I've heard sex stories before. So this could be weird too.

my life suddenly got entertaining again? breifly?
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 01:50 PM

Why hello there, WTH thread! biggrin.gif

The new hubby and I took a day-trip to Yarmouth while we were on our vacation, since it was so nearby. We had a couple of WTH moments there:

1. There was a girl on the streets dressed up as a lobster. It turned out that there was some sort of festival going on, but we didn't know that at the time, so we gave these faces ---> o.O

2. We saw a car with a bumper sticker that says, "God Allows U-Turns". Proceeded into deep discussion about what would happen if the owner of the car tried to argue that reasoning with the police.

3. Wandered into a a sex shop (in Yarmouth? Really?) called, of all things, 'Sister Sarah's'. I'm not embarrassed by such shops, but some of the things we found in there were disturbing, least of all not being an enormous red butt-plug that would rip open an elephant's arse, so help me. tongue.gif


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Posted 21 July 2009 - 03:24 PM

Shhh....you're getting Spawn all excited. tongue.gif
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 03:54 PM

Aww, DC beat me to the joke. sad.gif
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 03:57 PM

I've given up... it will never go away sad.gif

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:01 AM

lol *hugs Spawn*
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 02:32 PM

Hehe, lobster girl.....
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Bwee hee hee hee hee.... dev.gif


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Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:00 AM

So a month and a half ago, my parents gas stove was disconnected from the gas tank by the supply because of "some new law". My parents spent a few weeks trying to find out what this law was and what to do about it. The town claims there is one, the state says no. So now my father has gotten an email from a state rep saying there is no law preventing the use of a commercial stove in a residential house. Keep in mind this isn't the giant monster you see at a deli or restaurant, it just has 6 burners as opposed to 4 and a slightly larger oven. My father is forwarding the email to the town rep. Lets see where this goes.
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Posted 26 July 2009 - 11:36 AM

Alright guys, I think I had the model WTH day yesterday. To sum it up in one line: Yesterday I squeezed at least half a dozen maggots from a live bird's head. I sh*t you not.

The whole story; My dad was holding a picnick party for his siwm team, the Cranberry Wave. One of the guests' kids there found a sparrow down by our creek that had a large whole in it's head; you could see it's brain. I picked the pird up in a box, and we set about trying to figure out what to do with it. After a while, I resolved to attept to patch up the bird, so I held it in one hand and attempted to apply a small amount of gauze to the holw with the other. While doing this, I noticed its brain squirm, and suddenly it all clicked. The bird's head was a compleately different profile, what we thought was it's brain was a number of maggots in between the sin on its head and its skull. I forced the maggots out with my thumb and forefinger, and placed the bird back in the box to recuperate. Seems as if it did well enough, because this morning the bird was gone, with no signs of struggle, which is all I could really ask for. I'm sure it will be much happier WITHOUT a bunch of maggots in its head.
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Posted 26 July 2009 - 11:43 AM

QUOTE (Twitchiopolis @ Jul 26 2009, 12:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Alright guys, I think I had the model WTH day yesterday. To sum it up in one line: Yesterday I squeezed at least half a dozen maggots from a live bird's head. I sh*t you not.

The whole story; My dad was holding a picnick party for his siwm team, the Cranberry Wave. One of the guests' kids there found a sparrow down by our creek that had a large whole in it's head; you could see it's brain. I picked the pird up in a box, and we set about trying to figure out what to do with it. After a while, I resolved to attept to patch up the bird, so I held it in one hand and attempted to apply a small amount of gauze to the holw with the other. While doing this, I noticed its brain squirm, and suddenly it all clicked. The bird's head was a compleately different profile, what we thought was it's brain was a number of maggots in between the sin on its head and its skull. I forced the maggots out with my thumb and forefinger, and placed the bird back in the box to recuperate. Seems as if it did well enough, because this morning the bird was gone, with no signs of struggle, which is all I could really ask for. I'm sure it will be much happier WITHOUT a bunch of maggots in its head.


Well, that's hard to say. Maggots eat dead flesh, generally, which is why they would encourage that sort of thing when limbs went gangrenous. The bird could have a lot of internal necrosis, which is going to kill it anyway.

Still, I'll give it to you that that's a good WTF moment. biggrin.gif

Here's a wikipedia article on maggot therapy for getting rid of dead flesh. Warning: if you don't like maggots, the picture at the top of the page isn't likely to make you like them any more. http://en.wikipedia..../Maggot_therapy


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Posted 03 August 2009 - 03:34 PM

Game was awesome last night, we stayed more or less on task, instead of playing for a total of ten minutes in any given hour, where as the rest is us bullshitting, it was the opposite, and started EARLY, instead of late. of course, that was ruined by all the backstabbing going on, that ive been thrown into the middle of. and i hate it. oh, also, some asshole came to game. instead of playing, he started throwing shit. he hit me in the damn face with a quarter. so i walked over to 'return' his quarter, with a slap to the arm. instead, he grabbed both my wrists, spun my around, and twisted. then proceeded to try to drag me that way, telling me, without a trace of humor in voice or face, that i was his slave now. this guy used to be a friend, back in high school, he knows that i dont take kindly to those things, and that i have a torn rotator cuff. i woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder, and a wrist swelled to twice its size, that hurts to use. the next time i see him, i fully intend to punch him in the face (assuming my wrist doesnt still hurt) and ask him if he still thinks im his damned slave.


SO, the backstabby is this. my best friend K, was supposed to run an old WoD LARP game, werewolf, but is too damned lazy to do so. so instead, another good friend, B, has been running it. I have been recruited as an st/narrator. ow, K and his friend, A, have been running new WoD tabletops, and are in love with the system. neither of them have contributed to renting the building, or heping to provide snacks or drinks (though they certainly expect to get to eat and drink, and take my cigarettes) or even half the taime showing up, or when they do, they stand outside, complaining and dont participate. but now, they want my help in 'hijacking' the game, and converting it to new WoD. well, weve been playing the current game for 2 1/2 months, i dont want to just ditch this story, and character, to play a vampire game, of all things. but, K wont see it that way. hes already decided we are all clinging to an old game. while some of us are, its also a matter of building characters, and working on them in this game for the past few months, then just not doing it anymore, simply because two people who dont like the game, dont respect it or its players, dont contribute in any way, want to take over and change everything. after giving the game to me and B. its not old WoD vs new WoD, or K&A vs B& me, its about finishing what we started.
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