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#1 smarmyprince

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 11:32 PM

My dear mother told me this one. It's horrible, but....kinda clever...

What are Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett expecting for Christmas?
Patrick Swayze

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#2 Alchymist

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 05:34 AM

Maybe I'm young.. but I don't get it

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:41 AM

You're not the only one.....

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:43 AM

Patrick Swayze is dying of cancer...

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I find it kind of funny
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#5 Toimisk

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:55 AM

I don't know where the humour is meant to be derived from in that joke, but it's just not funny.

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 10:51 AM

It made me smile.. I feel awful for doing so ><

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 11:37 AM

But Micheal Jackson didnt die from cancer... so how is it funny?

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 11:41 AM

Just because they're both dead and Swayze might die soon. That's it.

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:31 PM

Why are you typing in blackout?

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Heh, you said 'heroic erection.'

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 10:09 PM

So as to not ruin the joke

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 02:29 AM

Was there a joke to ruin?

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 03:43 PM

I gotta go with Cyber on that.

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 11:40 AM

The joke was Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are both dead and are expecting Patrick Swayze to die before Christmas and join them.

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 11:50 AM

I think most of us got it, it just wasn't "funny" and therefore wasn't a "joke".

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QUOTE(boomerb @ Jun 8 2006, 06:12 PM)

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 12:33 PM

meh, thought it was funny, and so does my my larp group. could because we are all sick, morbid f*cks, but there it is.

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 12:45 PM

i literally said out loud to myself:
"Aww... sad face..."

so that is my comment.

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (Claire Tigre @ Jul 19 2009, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

meh, thought it was funny, and so does my my larp group. could because we are all sick, morbid f*cks, but there it is.

Heyhh.. nobody's a more sick, morbid frog than me.. And I didn't find it funny in the least.. :/

Hey.. who's gonna die soon?
.. That guy.

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OH... my ... god! :drool: How large is it really?

Just under a meter long.

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 12:51 AM

Okay, I may have chuckled. But that was more because it is so terrible.

But its a mother joke (sorry to the mothers) and usually they arent too funny

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#19 smarmyprince

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE (Maelgwyn @ Jul 20 2009, 01:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

But its a mother joke (sorry to the mothers) and usually they arent too funny

That part gets better. My mother heard it from one of her patients, and the doc that works there primarily treats older people (55-60+)

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#20 DIV

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