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Posted 02 July 2009 - 02:23 PM
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 04:44 AM
QUOTE (Dark Knightmare @ Jul 2 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
the place I'm at has insane blockage so no link but....are they making a movie, based on that old astorid game? like with the lil triangle ship n loads of astorids, then later upgraded to have an amazing teleport system. ?!
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:23 AM
For those with sensitive firewalls...
I disagree with that last sentence - the game is called Asteroids (plural). If there's only one... man, am I gonna be pissed!
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This should be a hoot. Seems Universal Pictures have won a bidding war against three other studios for the right to produce a movie based on Asteroids. Yes. The 1979 game Asteroids.
Disney writer Matthew Lopez is writing the script, while Lorenzo di Bonaventura - who has been credited on movies like Transformers, GI Joe and Doom - is producing.
On the bright side, at least there's no plot for them to screw up! Unless, you know. The movie somehow doesn't involve a spaceship and at least one asteroid.
Disney writer Matthew Lopez is writing the script, while Lorenzo di Bonaventura - who has been credited on movies like Transformers, GI Joe and Doom - is producing.
On the bright side, at least there's no plot for them to screw up! Unless, you know. The movie somehow doesn't involve a spaceship and at least one asteroid.
I disagree with that last sentence - the game is called Asteroids (plural). If there's only one... man, am I gonna be pissed!
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Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:42 AM
Finally they will answer the life long question, why was the ship flying out there without making any attempt to get out of the asteroid shower.
Won't you have some fun with me?
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Clearly you are wrong, proof of this is that you disagree with me.
I'm not crazy, I'm just very creative with my sanity.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 09:53 AM
QUOTE (Joe Dalton @ Jul 6 2009, 03:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Finally they will answer the life long question, why was the ship flying out there without making any attempt to get out of the asteroid shower.
I donno about you but I made plenty attempts to escape. But it just kept teleporting me back when I flew off!
Surprise!
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:13 AM
Remember that Demi Moore movie - the Seventh Seal? Where the end of all things was beginning because the Hall of Souls was emptied? I think the Hall of Original Ideas is empty - I call First Seal!!!!
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:29 PM
This can't be worse than the Monopoly movie.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:49 AM
Try movies based on "Candy Land" and "Battleship" - yes, it's true. Contracts signed.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:31 AM
QUOTE (Hamilcar @ Jul 10 2009, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This can't be worse than the Monopoly movie.
There was a monopoly movie?! was it like Jumanji or something?!!?
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:01 PM
Its being made.
Prepare yourselves.
Prepare yourselves.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:38 AM
QUOTE (KaosDad @ Jul 10 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Try movies based on "Candy Land" and "Battleship" - yes, it's true. Contracts signed.
Candy Land might make it if it's by Tim Burton.
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'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.'
'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'
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I chose the impossible.
I chose...
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