[sseppel]

First of all, i'm spanish and this is a translation for a joke I heard today, so if the joke is not funny, it is YOUR fault because you don't speak spanish ( ).


A man comes into a bar and, as he is quite hungry, he reads the menu.

Cheese sandwich --------------- 3$
Ham & cheese sandwich ------- 4$
Club sandwich ------------------- 5$
Hand job -------------------------- 3$

The man is quite surprised so he looks for the waitress, who is a super-hot, 20 year old blondie, and says

- "Excuse me, are you the one that gives a hand job for 3 bucks?"

The waitress suggestively answers that he's right.

- "Ok, then wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"






(as all jokes, it is way better when properly told)

This post has been edited by sseppel: 19 June 2009 - 06:35 AM

[AnonymouZ]

First of all, i'm spanish and this is a translation for a joke I heard today, so if the joke is not funny, it is YOUR fault because you don't speak spanish ( ).


A man comes into a bar and, as he is quite hungry, he reads the menu.

Cheese sandwich --------------- 3$
Ham & cheese sandwich ------- 4$
Club sandwich ------------------ 5$
Masturbation -------------------- 3$

The man is quite surprised so he looks for the waitress, who is a super-hot, 20 year old blondie, and says

- "Excuse me, are you the one that masturbate clients for 3 bucks?"

The waitress suggestively answers that he's right.

- "Ok, then wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"






(as all jokes, it is way better when properly told)

i've read it in spanish before. and i'm glad to say that this is a good translation... and funny too. xD

[Maelgwyn]

Its funny in English man - good translation

[Cybercat]

Should replace masturbation with hand job. Masturbation is something you do yourself. It was clear what was meant, so the joke was still funny, I'm just mentioning this in case you want to tell the joke to other English speaking people.

[sseppel]

Should replace masturbation with hand job. Masturbation is something you do yourself. It was clear what was meant, so the joke was still funny, I'm just mentioning this in case you want to tell the joke to other English speaking people.

Ok, it's true, I just didn't think about it. Thanks, it's better like that.

Thanks to anonymouz and maelgwyn too

[AJMaster]

Haha, woooow... that took me a while.
I guess I'm a little slow today,
Funny joke dude, I think I'm gonna post my own.