[Kastru]

An elderly couple decide they're going to take a cruise, and plan the trip out. They board the cruise ship, and when they find their room, they're surprised to see that there are two bunks, one on top of the other. The husband decides to be thoughtful to his wife, and turns to her, asking "Up or down?" She looks at him with a confused look on her face, and he asks again. "Up or down?" Suddenly, she tackles him and starts making the most passionate love he's ever had to him. The next night, he asks her the same question. "Up or down?" Again, she tackles him and makes passionate love to him. This goes on for 5 more days, until the cruise ends. A week later, the elderly husband is feeling frisky. He brings his wife into their bedroom, and asks her, "Up or down?" She looks at him, very confused, and says "What?". He's confused at this point, and asks her, "On the boat, whenever I said Up or Down you'd make passionate love to me." The wife laughs and says, "Oh! I didn't have my hearing aid in. I thought you were saying 'F**k or drown'!"

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hahaha.