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I've heard this one a dozen times, but it's not been posted so:
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
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Joke of the Day [June 9th, 2009]
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DIV 
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 10:43 AM
...Fuckin DIV.
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 12:25 PM
I have a tshirt that says something similar. it's classic.
Author of Sohmer's Academy for the Gifted
Author of Black and White
LICD-01 Diplomacy Co-Winner 2004
Author of Black and White
LICD-01 Diplomacy Co-Winner 2004
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(480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
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If SN = SilentNight.. then I don't get what's wrong with you guys.. he doesn't look remotely Mexican.. He's probably Korean or something.
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