[Knight Shadow]

A boy and his grandfather are out in the middle of a lake in a boat; enjoying their afternoon fishing. A while passes and grandpa has a desire for a cigarette, so he reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls one out and lights it.

The boy asks. "Can I have one of them there cigarettes Grandpa?" Grandpa looks at the boy. "Does your dick touch your asshole son?" the boy shakes his head.. "No it doesn't.." to which grandpa replies.. "Then you aren't old enough to have a cigarette."

Soon after grandpa gets thirsty, so he reaches into the cooler and pulls out a beer, cracking it open and taking a swig. "Can I have one of them there beers grandpa?" the boy asks. Once again grandpa asks him "does your dick touch your asshole son?" again the boy says no it doesn't so grandpa says he isn't old enough to have a beer.

At around noon, the boy gets hungry, so he reaches into the cooler for his lunch bag; which has a sandwich, chips and 2 large chocolate chip cookies.. Grandpa ses then and licks his lips.. "Hey boy, think I can have one of them there cookies??" he asks.. the boy smiles and asks simply. "Does your dick touch your asshole grandpa?" grandpa grins.. "Well by god it DOES!" he chuckles..

"THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF, GRANDMA MADE THESE COOKIES FOR ME!!" the boy shouts.

[Lopt]

Oh, that is a good one, I believe.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine...
Oh, God damn it, I'm out of my meter!

[Deadboy]

ROFL
i refer to old age and treachery for what happens next.

btw Knight Shadow
great list of jokes