Hooker in a bar

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#1 Knight Shadow

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:40 PM

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

#2 Queen of Hearts

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 08:24 AM

lol

QUOTE (The Illusionist @ Oct 11 2005, 05:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Queen of Hearts, I hereby proclaim you to be the Official LICD Poker Queen - long may you reign.
Long live the Queen! ;)

QUOTE (Prodigal7512 @ Oct 11 2005, 05:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

NO NO You idiot. We've got to crown her!
Here ya go QoH.
*hands QoH the Official LICD Poker Queen Crown*
Knew there was a reason I had that stashed away. :D

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