Danny works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Danny! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Danny. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Danny if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Danny. "Hi Danny," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Danny's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Danny follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Danny!"
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Joke of the Day [May 19th, 2009]
#1
Posted 19 May 2009 - 10:59 AM
...Fuckin DIV.
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#2
Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:40 PM
I've definitely heard this before, but it makes me laugh every time
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If SN = SilentNight.. then I don't get what's wrong with you guys.. he doesn't look remotely Mexican.. He's probably Korean or something.
#3
Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:19 PM
bahahahahaha... oh that evening will end well. i can tell.
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--Adlai Stevenson
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'In this world... you must be oh, so smart or oh, so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. - Elwood P. Dowd
#4
Posted 24 May 2009 - 01:44 AM
hahahahaha! that's too funny
<AngelicHapa> You're just a little condensed box of woman!
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<Spawn> It makes you very very charming wamma lol
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<RobSteel> I'm Rob, president of the Wamma fan club
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<J_A_X> please, a carrot would make wamma horny
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<Spawn> It makes you very very charming wamma lol
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<RobSteel> I'm Rob, president of the Wamma fan club
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<J_A_X> please, a carrot would make wamma horny
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