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And that's when the fight started... oh the things my mom sends me.

#1 Hailsky

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Post icon Posted 16 May 2009 - 11:14 AM

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift
I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started......

*********

My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the TV?"

I replied "dust".

And that's how the fight started.....

**************

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started......

**************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....

***************

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....

******************

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....

***************
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about Mad Cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 02:13 AM

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:38 AM

Those are great

Nothing is an accident
We are free to have it all
We are what we want to be
It's in ourselves to rise or fall

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:46 AM

'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

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After all, you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

Surprise!

#5 Arise Once More

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:38 AM

I myself enjoyed the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire one.

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:41 PM

I think the last one though was the best.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 12:43 AM

Reminds me of a good one.

One night the husband brought up a sheep to the bedroom and said, honey, this is the pig I sleep with when you are not home. The wife said, you idiot, that's a sheep! The husband said, I was not talking to you. lol

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 11:55 AM

Agreed. The Millionaire one and the last one are tied for the best imo.

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QUOTE ( @ May 14 2009, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

If SN = SilentNight.. then I don't get what's wrong with you guys.. he doesn't look remotely Mexican.. He's probably Korean or something.

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 07:32 AM

QUOTE (Hailsky @ May 16 2009, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

THATS awesome

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#10 Hailsky

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