Joke of the Day [May 13th, 2009]

:: LEAST I COULD DO FORUM ::: Joke of the Day [May 13th, 2009] - :: LEAST I COULD DO FORUM ::

Page 1 of 1

You cannot start a new topic
Add Reply

#1 DIV

Confusedly Sexy

Group: Moderators
Posts: 1,972
Joined: 15-February 06
Gender:Male
Location:MD
Interests:Comedy, simpsons, futurama, film, being reckless and stupid, video games, women who play video games, women who don't play video games, beating up people who are smaller and weaker then me, wearing sunglasses inside at night to show how cool I am, punting children in front of cars, voice acting, rolling around on the ground and pretending I'm on fire, being generally wild

Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:13 PM

-On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Lard tunderin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of
everyting!"

...Fuckin DIV.

QUOTE

It's like a Cinderella story, only at midnight she turns back into a fugitive.

#2 ForgottenCode

LICD's resident MOUNTAIN

Group: Admin
Posts: 5,154
Joined: 03-February 04
Gender:Male
Location:Montreal, QC

Posted 22 May 2009 - 11:53 AM

Missed this one... but lol.

Author of Sohmer's Academy for the Gifted
Author of Black and White
LICD-01 Diplomacy Co-Winner 2004

QUOTE

(480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

QUOTE ( @ May 14 2009, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

If SN = SilentNight.. then I don't get what's wrong with you guys.. he doesn't look remotely Mexican.. He's probably Korean or something.

#3 Twisted1616

Mr. Creepy.

Group: Members
Posts: 480
Joined: 05-May 06
Gender:Male

Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:10 PM

Haha

About time I got a sig... :/

QUOTE (Twisted1616)

QUOTE (Chaotisynthetix)

QUOTE (n9zee @ Feb 9 2006, 11:22 AM)

QUOTE (Ghislord @ Feb 9 2006, 11:20 AM)

OH... my ... god! :drool: How large is it really?

Just under a meter long.

Ghis and n9zee talking about me again......

Wow, Chaoti.. you must be a midget. :/

#4 Dark Helmet

Group: Members
Posts: 5
Joined: 26-May 09
Gender:Male
Location:Shelob's Lair
Interests:Am a black belt, so take a guess on what I like to do. I am also a total nerd, meaning that if it's school related, I will listen, and I will henceforth respond as such to that stimuli. I also make up words that sound like real words but actually are bogus I think up to confuse people. My favorite saying that will be on all my posts is: "Life's too short to follow all the rules."