Joke of the Day [May 6th, 2009]

:: LEAST I COULD DO FORUM ::: Joke of the Day [May 6th, 2009] - :: LEAST I COULD DO FORUM ::

Page 1 of 1

You cannot start a new topic
Add Reply

#1 DIV

Confusedly Sexy

Group: Moderators
Posts: 1,972
Joined: 15-February 06
Gender:Male
Location:MD
Interests:Comedy, simpsons, futurama, film, being reckless and stupid, video games, women who play video games, women who don't play video games, beating up people who are smaller and weaker then me, wearing sunglasses inside at night to show how cool I am, punting children in front of cars, voice acting, rolling around on the ground and pretending I'm on fire, being generally wild

Posted 06 May 2009 - 05:13 PM

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

...Fuckin DIV.

QUOTE

It's like a Cinderella story, only at midnight she turns back into a fugitive.

#2 Maelgwyn

100% hippie without the drugs

Group: Members
Posts: 2,427
Joined: 25-October 06
Gender:Male
Location:Gatton, Queensland, Australia
Interests:Heh, stuff. But more specifically, work, art, humour, sleep, cheese, Lar worshipping. Theres so much more, but I am incredibly lazy and I cant really be bothered finishing it. Lets just say lots of stuff

Posted 25 May 2009 - 05:17 PM

Good one Div!

Like letters? Like paper? Do you look forward to the postman like I do? Want something other than bills? Join us, and be a Penpal groupie!

Official Australian Shoulder Devil for JeffN
Official Australian Fan-Boy for AngelicHapa