Heard on the radio yesterday morning

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 11:03 AM

As the topic says, heard this joke on the radio yesterday and never heard it before. Hope it's not a repost

So this husband and wife are having sex when all of a sudden their 12-year-old son walks into the room. Dad starts freaking out and says "Son, go to your room! We'll talk about this in 5 minutes."

Dad get's dressed and starts saying to himself "Well it's about time we had that talk anyways, but I really didn't want it like this" but he goes to his son's room anyways.

He opens the door and finds his son screwing Grandma. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" he screams at his son.

Son looks him dead in the eye and says "Not any fun to walk in on somebody screwing your mother huh?"

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 02:07 PM

omg.... i love and hate that joke.
and myself now
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:03 PM

Haha oh wow that is a great joke

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