[DIV]

Ok, so I may have missed a few updates. And I may have not checked my own forum for weeks at a time. However, in my defense, you are all infuriating. I'm giving it another go to see how long I can stand the lot of you. I also believe we're getting a second mod to help out, but FC will have the details of that.



A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.

Susie said, "He was born in a manger."

Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."

Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."

Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"

"From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"

[ForgottenCode]

LOL.