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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:06 AM

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of LifeSavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry

Yellow.................Lemon

Green.................Lime

Orange...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue.

It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,



'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes!!
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:43 PM

lmfao

epic.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 01:50 PM

Very nice, DC laugh.gif

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