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women joke 10 Ways to Know if You Have "Estrogen Issues"

#1 godgift

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Post icon Posted 25 April 2009 - 03:47 AM

10 Ways to Know if You Have "Estrogen Issues"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-"

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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#2 Hailsky

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 01:02 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I am SO showing this to my mother.

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#3 adventure grrrl

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 10:22 PM

I can honestly say....I resemble that...LOL!

#4 Tu®gon

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 06:55 AM

Reminds me of this:

Scientists in New York have suggested that men should take a look at their drinking habits, after a recent survey revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Beer is, effectively, turning men into women. To test the survey, 100 men were fed a total of six pints each. It was observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when they were wrong. No further testing is planned.

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#5 saffer's

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