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#1 Drake

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:56 PM

As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and Therapists. And in this case a new Urologist for me.

My family Doctor just recently referred me to a just-out-of-medical-school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you......"

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#2 FutbolDude21586

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:44 PM

Hahahaha... everytime I hear that one I crack up.

" Jaenne: Watch out for FBD.. he's worse than a squirrel with rabies some days. "
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dreamchaser: *sucks on Jim* ;) "
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QUOTE (Toreshi @ Apr 8 2009, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I must be channeling FBD today...my head is KILLING me. I feel like there's a creature in my brain trying to burst out through the front of my skull. @_@

#3 The Illusionist

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 04:11 PM

Every time I've heard that joke before, it ends with "Because you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room." but yours is just as good, Drake

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:30 PM

Ha, thats great.

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 04:39 PM

haha ..good stuff there

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