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#1 Dracowrath

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 07:20 PM

This joke comes from an e-mail my mom got from one of her friends. When I read it I almost collapsed on the floor laughing. Hopefully you will have the same response.

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for
my dogs Bubba and Annie.

I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't
have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the
bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of eve
ry hole in my body and IVs in both
arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the
parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

I really dont get NASCAR. Anyone who can sit and watch a bunch of guys drive in circles for hours on end is beyond me - Myself

#2 Solar

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 07:31 PM

real or fake.. that story is hillarious..

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 07:38 PM

QUOTE (Solar @ Mar 17 2009, 04:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

real or fake.. that story is hillarious..

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:58 PM

I think this was posted a few weeks ago... but I still

'd!

" Jaenne: Watch out for FBD.. he's worse than a squirrel with rabies some days. "
" [02:33] <Maelgwyn> Awareness comes and goes. Insanity is forever "
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dreamchaser: *sucks on Jim* ;) "
" 'No man is an island, entire of iteself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind.' -John Donne, Meditation XVII "
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QUOTE (Toreshi @ Apr 8 2009, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I must be channeling FBD today...my head is KILLING me. I feel like there's a creature in my brain trying to burst out through the front of my skull. @_@

#5 Dracowrath

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 11:24 PM

Well, I made the yeti laugh. I'm satisfied.

I really dont get NASCAR. Anyone who can sit and watch a bunch of guys drive in circles for hours on end is beyond me - Myself

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