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Gambling I'd put something here but it'd ruin the joke :p

#1 Kei Fugihara

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 11:06 PM

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above. It says: "Saul, sell your business."

He ignores it. The voice goes on for days: "Saul, sell your business for $3 million."

After weeks of this, he finally relents and sells his store.

The voice says, "Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. It says: "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys and goes to a casino.

The booming voice says, "Saul, go to the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand." Saul hesitates, but knows he must. He's dealt and eighteen. The dealer has a six shwoing.

"Saul, take a card."

"What? The dealer has a six---"

"Take a card!" the voice booms. Saul tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breaths easy.

"Saul, take another card."

"What?"

"TAKE ANOHTER CARD!"

Saul asks for another card. It's another ace. He has twenty.

"Saul, take another card," the voice commands.

"But I have twenty!" Saul shouts.

"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice.

"Hit me," Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty-one.

The booming voice: "Un-fucking-believable!"

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Hope ya'll like it.

#2 Dracowrath

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:03 PM

*Dies laughing on the floor*

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#3 gylbert

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:58 PM

Very good

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 10:07 PM

and now to bring down the whole joke

apparently not all the voices in your head have your best interest at heart

This post has been edited by Deadboy: 21 February 2009 - 12:53 PM

“No. Free will,” she said. “You can’t change what has already happened. But you choose what to do next. Which means that you only cross over to the dark side if you choose to do it.”

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 06:12 AM

that was hilarious!!

if i had a voice and it said that to me id be fine with it coz i had won... i would ignore it after that though incase it did something stupid with my money!

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