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#1 MadClan

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:27 PM

Benny was having a bad day when his fairy godmother appeared and said "Benny if you never shave I will let you live forever."

So Benny never shaved. True to her promise Benny lived a long long time.

Then, around his 250th birthday, Benny met a woman. He fell in love and she asked him to shave his beard off.

Benny, being in love, shaved it off.

This angered his fairy godmother who turned Benny into a Grecian Urn.

Moral of the story:

A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:02 AM

funny thing, i heard that on the muppets show the other day while watching them, tho they said hundred and something'th birthday

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:24 AM

As horrible as that joke is, that made me laugh.

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 05:22 PM

my question is
how were you watching the muppet show and where can i get it

This post has been edited by Deadboy: 28 January 2009 - 01:41 PM

“No. Free will,” she said. “You can’t change what has already happened. But you choose what to do next. Which means that you only cross over to the dark side if you choose to do it.”

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 12:36 PM

i've been using youtube, but i think you can buy the seasons on dvd

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 04:22 AM

hmm that jk isn't very funny.. made me giggle but thats all

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 03:44 PM

In honor of the mother of the octuplets,

Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal: the OCTO-SLAM,

you get fourteen eggs, no sausage...

and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

well the topic said..BAD joke

In Honor of Rayne:

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male ~~penis.~~
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $ 250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:44 PM

ok, i was hoping somebody would make a thread for this, but apparently there just arent enough MJ jokes to warrant it.

but they are pretty bad, so i guess they belong here

this was posted elsewhere on the forum, but it should be here

When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. Sweet gal that she is, Farah asked for all the children in the world to be safe and happy. Later that day, Micheal Jackson died.

Lego announced that since MJ was mostly plastic anyway, he would be melted down and mixed into the newest batches of Lego's, so that children could play with him for a change.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:51 PM

Carrying on with Claire's example:

The Jackson family has now confirmed that earlier details of Michael's death were incorrect. Reports of him suffering a heart attack at his home are wrong. Jackson, feeling ill, instead went to the Children's and had a stroke.

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but fool a majority of people for just one day, and you have a democracy.