[Bubba_P]

I found this on a friends website though i would share.

Booty call commandments...

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other
from now on?"

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our
activities as "love making."

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou
art my cousin from out of town.


VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car.
Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?


IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."


X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

[Scarlet Speedster]

No sir, I don't like it. (If you don't get that I feel old, Ren & Stimpy, no?)

Here's my problem with it, it's basically telling ladies that it's all about you fuck them (literally) and who gives a shit what they want. From my experience, if you see to it that they get as much out of it as you do, and treat them with respect, everyone wins. You don't have to treat em like a girlfriend, but at least like an equal.

And how do you do it without kissing? I don't even think about it and I do it, it's instinctual.

[Bubba_P]

I don't know..I don't condon it i just thought i would put it up to see read peoples reaction to it. that is all walk away now......WAY WITH YOU.

[Akia Liam a.k.a. Ayla Ivona]

Hey now, aren't these the ten commandments of Rayne?