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#1 yoshida

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:10 AM

Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis - You do not know the power of the dark side (Star Wars)

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit - To boldly go where no Man has gone before

Age. Fac ut gaudeam - Go ahead. Make my day!

Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? - (At a barbeque) Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Apudne te vel me? - Your place or mine?

Ascendo tuum - Up yours

Audio, video, disco - I hear, I see, I learn

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! - Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!

Braccae tuae aperiuntur - Your fly is open

Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly women

Brevior saltare cum deformibus viris est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly men

Cave canem, te necet lingendo - Beware of the dog, he may lick you to death

Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis - I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

Cogito ergo doleo - I think therefore I am depressed

Cogito sumere potum alterum - I think I'll have another drink

Corripe Cervisiam - Seize the beer!

Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum - Give me a hamburger, french fries, and a thick shake

Da mihi sis cerevisiam dilutam - I'll have a light beer

Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo - I'll have a pizza with everything on it

Ducator meus nihil agit sine lagunculae leynidae accedunt - My calculator does not work without batteries

Estne tibi forte magna feles fulva et planissima? - Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Feles mala! cur cista non uteris? stramentum novum in ea posui - Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it

Fortunatus sum! Pila mea de gramine horrido modo in pratum lene recta volvit! - Isn't that lucky! My ball just rolled out of the rough and onto the fairway!

Heu! Tintinnuntius meus sonat! - Darn! There goes my beeper!

In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes - You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! - You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back!

Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (from Monty Python - Quest for the Holy Grail)

Mei capilli sunt flagrantes - My hair is on fire

Mellita, domi adsum - Honey, I'm home

Monstra mihi pecuniam! - Show me the money!

Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

Nihil est--In vita priore ego imperator romanus fui - That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor

Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! - Not Worth A Rats Ass!

Non timetis messor - Don't Fear the Reaper

Non vereor ne illam me amare hic potuerit resciscere; quippe haud etiam quicquam inepte feci - I don't think anyone knows I love the girl; I haven't done anything really silly yet

Nonne de novo eboraco venis? - You're from New York, aren't you?

O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! - Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!

Omnes lagani pistrinae gelate male sapiunt - All frozen pizzas taste lousy

Orbes volantes exstare - Flying saucers are real

Pistrix! Pistrix! - Shark! Shark! (from: Jaws)

Pone ubi sol non lucet! - Put it where the sun don't shine!

Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis - You do not know the power of the dark side

Quid est illa in auqua? - What's that in the water?

Quod foetet? - What's that bad smell?

Quod minimum specimen in te ingenii? - What microscopic evidence of wit can be found in you?

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? - How do you get your hair to do that?

Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Re vera, potas bene - Say, you sure are drinking a lot

Sane ego te vocavi. forsitan capedictum tuum desit - I did call. Maybe your answering machine is broken

Semper ubi sub ubi ubique - Always wear underwear everywhere

Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes - Essentially it says, 'if you can read this, you're overeducated.'

Si hoc non legere potes tu asinus es - If you can't read this, you're an ass

Sit vis vobiscum - May the Force be with you. (Star Wars)

Sterca Sancta! - Holy shit!

Stercus accidit - Shit happens

Subucula tua apparet - Your slip is showing

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear

Tua mater tam antiquior ut linguam latine loquatur - Your mother is so old she speaks Latin

Tum podem extulit horridulum - You are talking shit

Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa? - Where’s my rubber ducky?

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! - May barbarians invade your personal space!

Vacca foeda - Stupid cow

Veni, Vidi, volo in domum redire - I came, I saw, I want to go home

Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt - I have jerks like you for breakfast

Vescere bracis meis - Eat my shorts

Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit - A wise man does not urinate against the wind

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#2 Sam

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 05:00 AM

simply hilarous (I'd do it in latin but I don't know how)

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left and stuff it up the hole in your culture.

"Leonard Cohen"
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The Harry Potter books become a lot funnier if you replace wand with wang.
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#3 yoshida

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 05:45 AM

What can I say... Res severa est verum gaudium.

which means True joy is a serious thing - Yosh

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 06:16 AM

QUOTE (yoshida @ Nov 30 2005, 04:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly women

Brevior saltare cum deformibus viris est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly men

Non vereor ne illam me amare hic potuerit resciscere; quippe haud etiam quicquam inepte feci - I don't think anyone knows I love the girl; I haven't done anything really silly yet

So true, I just wish the last one wasn't

... actually, not really, it makes it a lot more fun

Won't you have some fun with me?

I'll be damned if I'm taking the stairs--the elevator was out of service once, I called in sick - someone with great wisdom.

Clearly you are wrong, proof of this is that you disagree with me.

I'm not crazy, I'm just very creative with my sanity.

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 06:39 PM

I suppose I should post my appreciation here, seeing as I'm using one in my sig? Thanks Yoshida!

C'mon in. Sit down. Read a little.

Ubi dubium ibi libertas

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 08:28 AM

It's nice to have five years of studying Latin suddenly pay off.

It seems that the devil controls the business of my life. - Simón Bolivar

Funera sumus nec funera.

For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously. - Friedrich Nietzsche

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

#7 Joe Dalton

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