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Posted 13 October 2005 - 12:39 PM

A new minister was visiting in the homes of his congregation. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 08:45 AM

hehehe quite funny and clever

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 03:22 PM

lol...not much of a christian myself but its funny

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 03:04 PM

Made me giggle. Funny.

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 07:58 PM

awesome joke !!!!

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 04:36 PM

Hah! that's really charming! Knock knock knockin' on heavens dooor!

#7 mageta621

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Posted 18 October 2005 - 02:54 AM

great stuff

QUOTE(Katiz @ Dec 7 2005, 05:56 PM)

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